I want to send a link of that FAQ to all the boys I know and say, "This is how to do it."
I'd really rather not get beaten up repeatedly, thank you very much.
And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jon B. - Jun 07, 2005 9:34:27 am PDT #100 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
msbelle - Jun 07, 2005 9:34:36 am PDT #101 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
not only does a watched pot never boil, a watched inbox never receives mail.
Emily - Jun 07, 2005 9:35:27 am PDT #102 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Just so you all know, I'm doing math to put off figuring out how to get a count of our faculty as of a date in the past. I'm not sure my brain's sufficiently present.
juliana - Jun 07, 2005 9:36:05 am PDT #103 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
"Don't fear the cereal" was originally going to be the title of Blue Oyster Cult's biggest hit. Then they realized the Grim Reaper was potentially more terrifying than Captain Crunch. True story.
Monty Python's SPAMalot Wins 5, no, 3 Tony Awards
geeks out, dies laughing
DXMachina - Jun 07, 2005 9:36:19 am PDT #104 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I thought I had an answer but was wrong. Anybody?
My best guess would be f(c) = 4, assuming c = 2, but it's just a guess.
tommyrot - Jun 07, 2005 9:36:35 am PDT #105 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I thought I had an answer but was wrong. Anybody?
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amych - Jun 07, 2005 9:37:21 am PDT #106 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Can you imagine the power of an infinite number of Theremins, bringing down defenses, shattering eardrums.
Somehow "piercing" and "woo-woo-woo" don't quite go together in my mind.
Hil R. - Jun 07, 2005 9:37:33 am PDT #107 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The function f is differentiable on the interval 0 < x < 4. If f(1)=1 and f(3)=7, then for some 1 < c < 3, f'(c) must be equal to:
1, 2, 3, 4, or 6?
3. It's the mean value theorem: for some value on the interval, the slope must be equal to the average slope, which is (7-1)/(3-1) = 3.
JZ - Jun 07, 2005 9:37:40 am PDT #108 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Jon, that is just about the sweetest story ever. Even with the Tex Avery moments, just so damn sweet. Millions of congratulations all over again!
Nora Deirdre - Jun 07, 2005 9:38:33 am PDT #109 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
haha, I loved the Tex Avery moments.