The thing I hate most about wedding showers? The %&(@*$ games. I have a cordial loathing for enforced 'fun' and anything designed to embarrass the GoH.

Anyone else remember when bridal and baby showers were iced tea and munchies on someone's porch and the women in your family got you dishtowels or onesies respectively?

Yes. This is what I wanted, actually, but I never said a word, because it's so gross to say, "Here's what you shall do to throw me a party." When my m-o-h slipped and talked about renting a hall, I told her to stop it, that it would be embarrassing, and too much like a pre-wedding. It was too late. There were deposits, and what not.

My grandmother threw me a shower. I'm pretty sure there were games, but I've blocked out the memory of them.

My one attendant and I went shopping for her dress together. I wanted her to have something she'd like and might wear again. I hope she's still got it.

I'm with you, Anne. NO GAMES.

A party for 70 is stressful. I think the trick, as Allyson just pointed out on AIM, is that when you are planning something like this,you have to keep the craxy to yourself.

I can remember my mantra of "Nobody cares except for me." Which was liberating because it reminded me that everyone who would be there would still love us even if things weren't perfect.

Did I mention that the bridesmaids' gifts included flasks?

That's awesome! Ours got knives. (Well, Swisscards engraved with their initials. But knives enough that none of our attendants can travel with them, in spite of their being oh-so travel-sized.)

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Or a honeymoon.

I did get a honeymoon. But as it included a week in the hospital with salmonella, followed by 9/11, I think I'm entitled to a do over.]

You bought a house? Cool!

Well, a condo actually, but since it’s in the city, it costs as much as a house.

Party at Steph's in - what, February?

Yes, at the big hole in the ground! :) It’s being built, so I won’t move in until late 2006 (or more likely, early 2007)

Has this bride always been like this, or is it just the wedding-planning that's making everything all craxy?

The sad thing is that the bride is not trying to be a bridezilla at all. She honestly believes that it is easier/cheaper to make the skirts (she doesn’t understand how people can’t sew, but then I don’t understand how people cant’ cook, so I kind of get it). She doesn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings by not inviting anyone to the shower, so her solution was to invite everyone. She didn’t want to hurt the other friend’s feelings who wanted to throw her a shower (though why she couldn’t have just said ‘oh, my bridesmaids are throwing a shower, but thanks”, I don’t know). I’m sure that in her mind, the “bachelorette party” is the one thing that _she_ wants to do, and is what the shower should be.

Okay, and now Jess. Clearly Buffista weddings are superior.

Well, DUH. :)

Apparently, some of her proper relatives were horrified that I didn't throw a shower

I didn’t do one for my best friend, either, because she looked at me and said “I love you, but I can’t deal with one. More. Thing right now.” So, I said cool. In retrospect, I should have sent out an email saying “I’m not throwing her anything because she doesn’t want one”, because her SIL ended up doing this “luncheon” because “no one else was doing anything”.

When I've been a bridesmaid... well, it's generally been when I lived far away, so I wasn't around for much run-up or organizational duties or, say, money. But generally, I think the function is to be there to assist with all the various and assorted stuff -- helping the bride get dressed, running out to pick up one of the bridesmaid dresses at the dry cleaners because coffee got spilled on it, picking up the programs/table things, all that stuff. None of which should cost you money unless you say, "You know what, I've got it, don't worry about it." Other than maybe gas money. Sewing your own skirts? Doesn't fall under that umbrella. That's a pointless thing the bride thought would be cute without consulting the people who'd actually have to do it. Nuh-uh. I can understand the multiple showers, but any one person (other than the bride) should only have to go to/deal with one of them. And a shower that involves high guest costs is, as we all pointed out to Aimee a little while ago, TREMENDOUSLY RUDE and inappropriate.

So no, you're right. That's of the crazy.

Now please, make me go to work!

you have to keep the craxy to yourself

I'm a big proponent of not flashing insanity, but I got nothing against sharing stress with friends.

First wedding didn't give me any gift -- the second gave me a silver-plated makeup brush set, which didn't get opened for 5 years.

I was just as glad to not get a gift other than the hair and makeup professionally done -- I never would have paid for that myself, and it looked great.

The %&(@*$ games. I have a cordial loathing for enforced 'fun' and anything designed to embarrass the GoH.

Word. Word word word. Out of curiosity, Anne, have you ever done the 4MAT learning styles test?