For the wedding I was MoH, there was no way I could make a shower (hello! 2000 miles away!) Bride didn't care. We went out for drinks, I paid and she got drunk. Which was really cheap, because 2 drinks=drunk for her. Heh.

Apparently, some of her proper relatives were horrified that I didn't throw a shower. Um. OK. It was a pretty low-key, DIY wedding. I mean, one of the groomsmen was also the caterer!

I think that planning a party for 70 is hard. I'm assuming it is, since the idea freaks me right out. What makes a Bridezilla is what goes above and beyond party planning -- and that's mostly going to be in what you expect from other people.

My putative wedding wouldn't be any more expensive for the bridal party than for the guests. Cheaper perhaps, but the idea of wedding presents is both attractive and confuffling to me.

My friend who got married last month went insane the week before the wedding, and she knew it. Day-of, we were all, "Soooo, how you doing?" She was like, "I'm fine now...." Heh.

The best line I've heard about Rick Santorum is "The 'p' is silent".

Vortex,

What -t said. A bride doesn't get to dictate who pays what for her shower(s!!!). A shower is a party thrown voluntarily by friends and/or non-immediate famly members. The bride and or her mother/sisters, don't get to plan it, and present a bill. The bridal party, IF so inclined, hosts one (that is sensible for the budget of not only the bridesmaids, but guests as well), out of the goodness of their hearts.

The bride who had the best wedding I ever went to approached the whole thing like this: "I am planning a cocktail party with substantial appetizers for 100 people. I want this to be the sort of party I would like to attend if someone else were hosting it."

Yeah, the wedding last summer where I was MoH I skipped the "shower." It was the bride and groom and wedding party and assorted friends going to a total cowboy dive called "Bud's" in Roswell, for cheap beer and two-stepping. I was having major morning sickness all day, and didn't want to be in a smoke-filled bar until wee hours watching people get drunk. Such a square, I know.

Wasn't a big issue, though.

Anyone else remember when bridal and baby showers were iced tea and munchies on someone's porch and the women in your family got you dishtowels or onesies respectively?

sighhhhh

The one time I was a bridesmaid my cousin very openly picked the person with the best salary as her maid of honor since she'd have the most stuff to take care of. Not crazy stuff, just gas money and rental deposits and other things that would have been uncomfortably tight for the rest of us. She promised us the clothes would be $200 max and came in under budget. A beautician friend did our hair and nails as her wedding present. It was all very sane.

I think that planning a party for 70 is hard.

Potluck!

OK, maybe I just grew up around a bunch of just-starting-out grad student families.....

I think the largest parties I ever helped with (never been the sole host) were only 20-30 people. And I was mostly the fetchit girl, sous-chef and taster. The latter often meant I was quite tipsy by the time these parties started, since they often involved batches of mixed drinks.

Ahh, those were fun parties.

The thing I hate most about wedding showers? The %&(@*$ games. I have a cordial loathing for enforced 'fun' and anything designed to embarrass the GoH.

Anyone else remember when bridal and baby showers were iced tea and munchies on someone's porch and the women in your family got you dishtowels or onesies respectively?

Yes. This is what I wanted, actually, but I never said a word, because it's so gross to say, "Here's what you shall do to throw me a party." When my m-o-h slipped and talked about renting a hall, I told her to stop it, that it would be embarrassing, and too much like a pre-wedding. It was too late. There were deposits, and what not.