Dear Universe,
-t is hereby granted the power to declare today (or another day or her choosing) Stay In Bed and Don't Go To Work Day.
Signed,
Me
Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!
River ,'War Stories'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jul 13, 2005 5:11:46 am PDT #9330 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Kat - Jul 13, 2005 5:12:37 am PDT #9331 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Do you solo noodle mid-body or kinda sitting? With two I hook one under my neck and one under my knees.
Sometimes I sit, but more often, I run the noodle from underneath my head, down the center of my back to under one leg and I lie, stretched out and inert like an alligator.
Theodosia - Jul 13, 2005 5:16:17 am PDT #9332 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Yesterday was Stay in Bed and Don't Go To Work Day. Unfortunately it wasn't as much fun as you might think.
Today is Drag Yourself To Work Anyway Day.
-t - Jul 13, 2005 5:24:22 am PDT #9333 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Shoot Theodosia has overruled me.
I'm marking Jessica's post for future use, though.
tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 5:24:41 am PDT #9334 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Um, if Rick Santorum says something incredibly stupid and offensive, that's pretty much a "so what else is new?" story, huh?
OK, I'll post it anyway....
"Santorum Equates Sex With Rape As He Continues to Disparage Boston - Rick Santorum seems intent on pulling a kamikaze on his re-election bid next year. In today's Boston Globe, he hammers Boston as the cause for the Catholic Priest scandal again. ""The basic liberal attitude in that area . . . has an impact on people's behavior," Santorum told the Boston Globe yesterday. ''If you have a world view that I'm describing [about Boston] . . . that affirms alternative views of sexuality, that can lead to a lot of people taking it the wrong way. ... I was just saying that there's an attitude that is very open to sexual freedom that is more predominant" in Boston, Santorum said yesterday. Reminded that the sexual abuse occurred across the country, Santorum said that "at the time [in 2002], there was an indication that there was more of a problem there" in Boston."
sumi - Jul 13, 2005 5:25:37 am PDT #9335 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
-t - Sheila's freaking me out with the not telling Tommy about the miscarriage and all. Do you think that she thinks that he will leave her if she knows that she isn't pregnant anymore ?
Vortex - Jul 13, 2005 5:27:51 am PDT #9336 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Okay, when have weddings gotten so damn out of hand, BEFORE the actual wedding. A good friend is getting married, I am in the wedding, I am proud and excited. or was. First, I discovered that the bridesmaids were expected to attend an event to sew their own skirts. I don't sew, nor do I want to spend a day sitting around watching other people sew. I said "give me the pattern, I'll have my seamstress do it". The bride says "well there isn't really a pattern", so she has to sew my skirt. As it happens, I am out of town for the "stitch and bitch", so it's fine.
THEN, I find out that the bride is having THREE showers, PLUS a "bachelorette" party. It is clear from the emails that i have been receiving that all of the bridesmaids are expected to help with "our" shower, which includes all of the female invitees to the wedding, which is SIXTY people. I just got an email this morning regarding the "bachelorette party", which is a wine tour that will cost $150 per person.
Is it just me, or is this over the top? I know that I am very sensistive about money these days because I just bought a goddamn house, but I'm looking at at LEAST $500 BEFORE I buy a gift!!
Nora Deirdre - Jul 13, 2005 5:28:10 am PDT #9337 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
jesus. fucking Santorum. fucking fucktard.
I have no patience today.
tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 5:29:08 am PDT #9338 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Well, in good news, Santorum is behind in the polls for the next election.
Fred Pete - Jul 13, 2005 5:30:05 am PDT #9339 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Maybe, but he's still in the Senate now.
And election day is a long way off.