Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jul 11, 2005 11:47:03 am PDT #8888 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Giving medicine to a screaming baby is very no-fun. Though we got expert at squirting it into the pocket of Emmett's cheek so at least he wouldn't choke and gag on it.

Of course, baby suppositories wasn't much run either. You get that look at Walgreens when you buy finger cots by the box.

(Go A's! Go A's!)

Over .500, baybeeeee!!!! Plus they resigned Kotsay!


msbelle - Jul 11, 2005 11:49:38 am PDT #8889 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Of course, baby suppositories wasn't much run either.

going in the type-o Hall of Fame.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 11, 2005 11:50:31 am PDT #8890 of 10001
What is even happening?

You bought finger cots to insert suppositories? Actually, I'm not sure what a finger cot it, but I'm laughing at you, if you bought something akin to a condom for your finger, in order to insert suppositories in a baby. You don't put it up in their colons for pity's sake.


P.M. Marc - Jul 11, 2005 11:56:01 am PDT #8891 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I'm not sure what a finger cot it, but I'm laughing at you, if you bought something akin to a condom for your finger

That's exactly what it is.

We, umm, sometimes referred to a less endowed jackhole we knew as "finger cot", on account of the idea that he could have used one as a condom...

We, umm, were kind of bitchy when we were younger.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 11, 2005 12:00:21 pm PDT #8892 of 10001
What is even happening?

We, umm, were kind of bitchy when we were younger.

Do you miss it? I miss it. Yes. I was even bitchier than this, sometimes.


DavidS - Jul 11, 2005 12:01:07 pm PDT #8893 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

going in the type-o Hall of Fame.

Oops.

You bought finger cots to insert suppositories? Actually, I'm not sure what a finger cot it, but I'm laughing at you, if you bought something akin to a condom for your finger,

That's basically what it is.

in order to insert suppositories in a baby. You don't put it up in their colons for pity's sake.

Actually our doctor told us to push it in past the rectum. Otherwise it would just slide back out.


bon bon - Jul 11, 2005 12:02:42 pm PDT #8894 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Baby suppositories are making me laugh, not sure why.


Jesse - Jul 11, 2005 12:04:46 pm PDT #8895 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Because you don't have to insert them, is why.

ION, I'm kind of freaked out by how good Corey Feldman looks in this picture: [link]


Topic!Cindy - Jul 11, 2005 12:06:16 pm PDT #8896 of 10001
What is even happening?

Really? They don't go in very far--just inside. Now I'm laughing at your doctor instead, aifg.


§ ita § - Jul 11, 2005 12:08:09 pm PDT #8897 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Resist the Feldman, Jesse. He looks relatively good, but not GOOD. I'm tangentially reminded that Ryan Reynolds is making a movie with The Rock, and I really don't need to know the plot to know I'm SO THERE.