I'm not sure what a finger cot it, but I'm laughing at you, if you bought something akin to a condom for your finger
That's exactly what it is.
We, umm, sometimes referred to a less endowed jackhole we knew as "finger cot", on account of the idea that he could have used one as a condom...
We, umm, were kind of bitchy when we were younger.
We, umm, were kind of bitchy when we were younger.
Do you miss it? I miss it. Yes. I
was
even bitchier than this, sometimes.
going in the type-o Hall of Fame.
Oops.
You bought finger cots to insert suppositories? Actually, I'm not sure what a finger cot it, but I'm laughing at you, if you bought something akin to a condom for your finger,
That's basically what it is.
in order to insert suppositories in a baby. You don't put it up in their colons for pity's sake.
Actually our doctor told us to
push it in past the rectum. Otherwise it would just slide back out.
Baby suppositories are making me laugh, not sure why.
Because you don't have to insert them, is why.
ION, I'm kind of freaked out by how good Corey Feldman looks in this picture: [link]
Really? They don't go in very far--just inside. Now I'm laughing at your doctor instead, aifg.
Resist the Feldman, Jesse. He looks
relatively
good, but not GOOD. I'm tangentially reminded that Ryan Reynolds is making a movie with The Rock, and I really don't need to know the plot to know I'm SO THERE.
Congratulations, Alibelle!
And I'm coming in late to the worst-thing-about-caring-for-a-baby discussion, but it's not nail trimming. I'm not sure what it is. Maybe changing the poopy diapers of a toddler-age child, just because it must be done so often, and without letting the loved one know how gross it is. Or for sheer misery, I might nominate spending the night comforting a baby with stomach flu.
Whatever happened to Haim?
Confidential to J.H.:
You're right, my sense of humor often depends on the fact that I don't have to regularly stick my finger into a baby's rectum.
and
I'm sorry, he still looks like COREY FELDMAN.