Because you don't have to insert them, is why.
ION, I'm kind of freaked out by how good Corey Feldman looks in this picture: [link]
We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Jul 11, 2005 12:04:46 pm PDT #8895 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 11, 2005 12:06:16 pm PDT #8896 of 10001
What is even happening?
Really? They don't go in very far--just inside. Now I'm laughing at your doctor instead, aifg.
§ ita § - Jul 11, 2005 12:08:09 pm PDT #8897 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Resist the Feldman, Jesse. He looks relatively good, but not GOOD. I'm tangentially reminded that Ryan Reynolds is making a movie with The Rock, and I really don't need to know the plot to know I'm SO THERE.
Burrell - Jul 11, 2005 12:09:49 pm PDT #8898 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Congratulations, Alibelle!
And I'm coming in late to the worst-thing-about-caring-for-a-baby discussion, but it's not nail trimming. I'm not sure what it is. Maybe changing the poopy diapers of a toddler-age child, just because it must be done so often, and without letting the loved one know how gross it is. Or for sheer misery, I might nominate spending the night comforting a baby with stomach flu.
P.M. Marc - Jul 11, 2005 12:10:59 pm PDT #8899 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Whatever happened to Haim?
bon bon - Jul 11, 2005 12:11:14 pm PDT #8900 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Confidential to J.H.:
You're right, my sense of humor often depends on the fact that I don't have to regularly stick my finger into a baby's rectum.
and
I'm sorry, he still looks like COREY FELDMAN.
msbelle - Jul 11, 2005 12:13:15 pm PDT #8901 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I'm tangentially reminded that Ryan Reynolds is making a movie with The Rock, and I really don't need to know the plot to know I'm SO THERE.
OMG, me too! btw ita, did you ever see RR in "School of LIfe" which was a made for TV movie. SO BAD.
Jesse, that is wrong. No Corey's EVER. Also, why are you still at your computer?
DavidS - Jul 11, 2005 12:14:41 pm PDT #8902 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Baby suppositories are making me laugh, not sure why.
Ya gotta laugh to keep from cryin'.
§ ita § - Jul 11, 2005 12:18:51 pm PDT #8903 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
did you ever see RR in "School of LIfe" which was a made for TV movie. SO BAD.
It was bad, but I bet he was so pretty... right? Right?
msbelle - Jul 11, 2005 12:21:15 pm PDT #8904 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb