Sorry, Captain. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did, I just wasn't paying attention...

Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DXMachina - Jun 07, 2005 9:10:54 am PDT #72 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

It was two rows of four tables, all with glass tops and the tiny books under the glass. We walked from table to table. When the wife (!!) got to the last table, I lingered at the second-to-last one and, with my back to her, took out the pendant from my jacket pocket and placed it on top of the glass. I called out, "Hey did you see this one?" She came back over, looked at the object on the table, and said, confused, "Why is this one out of the case?" "Check out the inscription on the spine," I replied. She picked it up, saw the words "On Longing," and burst into tears. We embraced and I put the pendant around her neck. It was a perfect moment.

Which was ruined moments later when Jon was dragged away by security personnel who only saw the act of removing a tiny book from the direction of the display case...


Emily - Jun 07, 2005 9:11:12 am PDT #73 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Which is why I took the average. Which basicly is chopping the triangle parts in half and rearranging them to make rectangles.

Right, yes, very smart. For some reason rearranging triangles to make rectangles makes me nervous, because it's right there that I seem to make a lot of mistakes.

ETA: Er, apparently for that reason.


amych - Jun 07, 2005 9:11:26 am PDT #74 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

t passes Hec a box of kleenex


Scrappy - Jun 07, 2005 9:12:21 am PDT #75 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Lovely, Jon. Thanks for sharing it--it made my day.


DavidS - Jun 07, 2005 9:13:17 am PDT #76 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

passes Hec a box of kleenex

::snorfles manfully, returns half empty box to Amych::


Sue - Jun 07, 2005 9:14:53 am PDT #77 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Jon, I am dying of the loveliness of your story. It's all so romantic and kismet-ly perfect.

Can we clone you?


DavidS - Jun 07, 2005 9:15:43 am PDT #78 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Can we clone you?

Honestly, FAQ girl is so cool and interesting, that I'm more interested in breeding them for hybrid vigor.


Jon B. - Jun 07, 2005 9:18:36 am PDT #79 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Thanks all. I swear, when she sent me the link to the tiny book exhibit, my eyes nearly popped out of my head.

Can we clone you?

Uhhh... to what end?


Frankenbuddha - Jun 07, 2005 9:20:49 am PDT #80 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

"Don't fear the cereal" was originally going to be the title of Blue Oyster Cult's biggest hit. Then they realized the Grim Reaper was potentially more terrifying than Captain Crunch. True story.

Needs more cow juice.


Steph L. - Jun 07, 2005 9:22:05 am PDT #81 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Can we clone you?

Uhhh... to what end?

Dude, for those of us who are sure we'll end up old spinsters or married to jackholes like the guy from Married with Children.

Despite the existence of Buffista guys, which should be proof enough, I don't actually believe that guys like you exist, and that the best I can hope for is someone who doesn't view me with open contempt.

Hence, the need to clone you. (Plus for armies of darkness, but we can get into that later.)