Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins. Twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July — and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, mister, 'cause there were. 'Who's our little patriot?' they'd say, when I was younger and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.

Anya ,'Potential'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jun 07, 2005 9:15:43 am PDT #78 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Can we clone you?

Honestly, FAQ girl is so cool and interesting, that I'm more interested in breeding them for hybrid vigor.


Jon B. - Jun 07, 2005 9:18:36 am PDT #79 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Thanks all. I swear, when she sent me the link to the tiny book exhibit, my eyes nearly popped out of my head.

Can we clone you?

Uhhh... to what end?


Frankenbuddha - Jun 07, 2005 9:20:49 am PDT #80 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

"Don't fear the cereal" was originally going to be the title of Blue Oyster Cult's biggest hit. Then they realized the Grim Reaper was potentially more terrifying than Captain Crunch. True story.

Needs more cow juice.


Steph L. - Jun 07, 2005 9:22:05 am PDT #81 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Can we clone you?

Uhhh... to what end?

Dude, for those of us who are sure we'll end up old spinsters or married to jackholes like the guy from Married with Children.

Despite the existence of Buffista guys, which should be proof enough, I don't actually believe that guys like you exist, and that the best I can hope for is someone who doesn't view me with open contempt.

Hence, the need to clone you. (Plus for armies of darkness, but we can get into that later.)


-t - Jun 07, 2005 9:22:16 am PDT #82 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

You are absolutely right, Emily. This is what happens when I don't actually draw the diagram and just try to visualise.

Definitely the best FAQ I've read all day. Y'all have a great, romantic story. Thank you for sharing it with us.


Sue - Jun 07, 2005 9:22:29 am PDT #83 of 10001
hip deep in pie

What Steph said.

(Minus the Armies of Darkness...that her own World Domination issue. )

I want to send a link of that FAQ to all the boys I know and say, "This is how to do it."


Steph L. - Jun 07, 2005 9:23:12 am PDT #84 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Sue, you keep your mitts off the Married with Children guy! Or we gonna throw down....


Gudanov - Jun 07, 2005 9:24:00 am PDT #85 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

What Steph said.

Sure are a lot of people building armies of darkness.


brenda m - Jun 07, 2005 9:24:17 am PDT #86 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh, I'm all giggly and teary now. You crazy kids.


-t - Jun 07, 2005 9:24:44 am PDT #87 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Also, gorgeous pendant. Even aside from the rightness of it (and there are boatloads of that), it's just very pretty.