Saffron: I'll die. Mal: Well, as a courtesy, you might start getting busy on that, 'cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

'Trash'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 07, 2005 9:06:07 am PDT #68 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think, -t, (among other things, I think that I can't start a line with your name) that your calculations leave out the fact that it starts from 100 rather than from 0, so to both your triangles need to be added little rectangles, like so:

Which is why I took the average. Which basicly is chopping the triangle parts in half and rearranging them to make rectangles.


sj - Jun 07, 2005 9:06:37 am PDT #69 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Awww. Jon I am so happy for you and FAQGirl. I can't wait to meet her someday soon.


Lilty Cash - Jun 07, 2005 9:06:39 am PDT #70 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Jon, FAQ v2.0 makes me silly with the happy for you.


tommyrot - Jun 07, 2005 9:07:00 am PDT #71 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

not unlike a molten chocolate dessert of pure love.

Which can be used to make a nice parfait....


DXMachina - Jun 07, 2005 9:10:54 am PDT #72 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

It was two rows of four tables, all with glass tops and the tiny books under the glass. We walked from table to table. When the wife (!!) got to the last table, I lingered at the second-to-last one and, with my back to her, took out the pendant from my jacket pocket and placed it on top of the glass. I called out, "Hey did you see this one?" She came back over, looked at the object on the table, and said, confused, "Why is this one out of the case?" "Check out the inscription on the spine," I replied. She picked it up, saw the words "On Longing," and burst into tears. We embraced and I put the pendant around her neck. It was a perfect moment.

Which was ruined moments later when Jon was dragged away by security personnel who only saw the act of removing a tiny book from the direction of the display case...


Emily - Jun 07, 2005 9:11:12 am PDT #73 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Which is why I took the average. Which basicly is chopping the triangle parts in half and rearranging them to make rectangles.

Right, yes, very smart. For some reason rearranging triangles to make rectangles makes me nervous, because it's right there that I seem to make a lot of mistakes.

ETA: Er, apparently for that reason.


amych - Jun 07, 2005 9:11:26 am PDT #74 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

t passes Hec a box of kleenex


Scrappy - Jun 07, 2005 9:12:21 am PDT #75 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Lovely, Jon. Thanks for sharing it--it made my day.


DavidS - Jun 07, 2005 9:13:17 am PDT #76 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

passes Hec a box of kleenex

::snorfles manfully, returns half empty box to Amych::


Sue - Jun 07, 2005 9:14:53 am PDT #77 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Jon, I am dying of the loveliness of your story. It's all so romantic and kismet-ly perfect.

Can we clone you?