I think Jesse is right.
Maybe you can buy your couch with the money.
Slay-er? Chosen One. She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries? You're kidding. Ask around. Look it up: Slayer comma The.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Jun 30, 2005 1:28:05 pm PDT #6091 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
§ ita § - Jun 30, 2005 1:28:37 pm PDT #6092 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is the address on the envelope a good return address?
Yes, it most certainly is -- enjoy the Who. I certainly did.
I usually set totally attainable goals
Me too. But then upper management doesn't actually care, and erases EVERY GOAL BUT ONE, and the one left is one I was told not to do.
I'm very pro Friday at this point.
10 FOR i=1 TO 20 20 PRINT "give the guy his FARKING money" 30 NEXT i
Maybe you can buy your couch with the money.
I'd have to spend ahead of earning the bonus, but I'm willing to do creative paperwork to ... WAIT! YOU WERE STOPPING ME FROM SHOPPING ... oh, well.
Jesse - Jun 30, 2005 1:30:36 pm PDT #6093 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'd always hoped to sell out more dramatically.
You may yet have an opportunity to sell out bigger and better. Just hold tight.
§ ita § - Jun 30, 2005 1:31:41 pm PDT #6094 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You may yet have an opportunity to sell out bigger and better. Just hold tight.
I just need to make sure I don't give it all away in the meanwhile.
At least Whores have a chance to turn a profit. Sluts, NSM.
Wolfram - Jun 30, 2005 1:32:37 pm PDT #6095 of 10001
Visilurking
Pepsi One had that cute commercial a few years back where folks were on a boat drinking alternate cans of regular Coke and Pepsi One and not noticing that the cans were sliding back and forth. Is Coke Zero supposed to be like regular Pepsi?
ChiKat - Jun 30, 2005 1:34:07 pm PDT #6096 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Nutritional info for Coke Zero & Diet Coke:
(I had a typo that spelled "Coke" as "cock" and almost kept it. Because it made me laugh.)
DawnK - Jun 30, 2005 1:34:12 pm PDT #6097 of 10001
giraffe mode
erases EVERY GOAL BUT ONE, and the one left is one I was told not to do.
Ok so that's just harsh, ita! Why they wanna be such meanies? My boss cares not a whit about whatever goals I set. I'm tempted next year to put "cease experimentation on cross-pollination of reps and snakes" just to see if he says anything (I'd give dollars to donuts that he wouldn't even see it)
I doubly want it to be Friday 'cause I'm on vacation all next week! Woo to the HOOO! We're goin' to Vegas, baby!
Jesse - Jun 30, 2005 1:38:40 pm PDT #6098 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Of course, payroll messed up his check and only paid him for the days he worked until his surgery.
Jesus. I would be freaking out SO HARD.
In fun news, I get to go to a free screening of Fantastic Four next Thursday. Yay.
§ ita § - Jun 30, 2005 1:41:02 pm PDT #6099 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I get to go to a free screening of Fantastic Four next Thursday. Yay.
Mmm. Flaming nipples.
DawnK - Jun 30, 2005 1:48:20 pm PDT #6100 of 10001
giraffe mode
Jesus. I would be freaking out SO HARD
We all were. I mean, jeeze the guy's in the hospital and his check is like $500 instead of $1000. The worse part was that this poor guy was in a room with a crazy old guy who hit him a bunch of times in the face with a heart monitor! Poor guy. It's been a crazy rollercoaster. Really, you can't make this stuff up!