Is the address on the envelope a good return address?
Yes, it most certainly is -- enjoy the Who. I certainly did.
I usually set totally attainable goals
Me too. But then upper management doesn't actually care, and erases EVERY GOAL BUT ONE, and the one left is one I was told not to do.
I'm very pro Friday at this point.
10 FOR i=1 TO 20
20 PRINT "give the guy his FARKING money"
30 NEXT i
Maybe you can buy your couch with the money.
I'd have to spend ahead of earning the bonus, but I'm willing to do creative paperwork to ... WAIT! YOU WERE STOPPING ME FROM SHOPPING ... oh, well.
I'd always hoped to sell out more dramatically.
You may yet have an opportunity to sell out bigger and better. Just hold tight.
You may yet have an opportunity to sell out bigger and better. Just hold tight.
I just need to make sure I don't give it all away in the meanwhile.
At least Whores have a chance to turn a profit. Sluts, NSM.
Pepsi One had that cute commercial a few years back where folks were on a boat drinking alternate cans of regular Coke and Pepsi One and not noticing that the cans were sliding back and forth. Is Coke Zero supposed to be like regular Pepsi?
Nutritional info for Coke Zero & Diet Coke:
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(I had a typo that spelled "Coke" as "cock" and almost kept it. Because it made me laugh.)
erases EVERY GOAL BUT ONE, and the one left is one I was told not to do.
Ok so that's just harsh, ita! Why they wanna be such meanies? My boss cares not a whit about whatever goals I set. I'm tempted next year to put "cease experimentation on cross-pollination of reps and snakes" just to see if he says anything (I'd give dollars to donuts that he wouldn't even see it)
I doubly want it to be Friday 'cause I'm on vacation all next week! Woo to the HOOO! We're goin' to Vegas, baby!
Of course, payroll messed up his check and only paid him for the days he worked until his surgery.
Jesus. I would be freaking out SO HARD.
In fun news, I get to go to a free screening of Fantastic Four next Thursday. Yay.
Jesus. I would be freaking out SO HARD
We all were. I mean, jeeze the guy's in the hospital and his check is like $500 instead of $1000. The worse part was that this poor guy was in a room with a crazy old guy who hit him a bunch of times in the face with a heart monitor! Poor guy. It's been a crazy rollercoaster. Really, you can't make this stuff up!
Holy crap, dude. That guy should get on the local news somehow, so they can get all free stuff for the baby.
