River: You're not right, Early. You're not righteous. You've got issues. Early: No. Oh, yes, I could have that. You might have me figured out, then. Good job. I'm not 100%.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Jun 29, 2005 8:42:19 am PDT #5437 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Open letter to the Kansas school board requesting that, if they teach Intelligent Design, they need to include one more viewpoint....


Jessica - Jun 29, 2005 8:44:07 am PDT #5438 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I so totally linked to that last week. And nobody noticed...


tommyrot - Jun 29, 2005 8:47:19 am PDT #5439 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I so totally linked to that last week. And nobody noticed...

I noticed. I thought it was funny and a good point.

Yet I sat by and said nothing! How will the Jessicas of the world know that their linkage is appreciated when the good people of b.org stand silent?

::hangs head in shame::


Allyson - Jun 29, 2005 8:49:55 am PDT #5440 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I so totally linked to that last week. And nobody noticed...

I noticed, and read it, and laughed.

You're much nicer than msbelle.


Steph L. - Jun 29, 2005 8:50:04 am PDT #5441 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Seriously? I don't remember that at all!

Geez, I *do* suck....

Okay, then, how about this: From Bookslut -- a review of Henry C. Smith's book "Understanding the Cultural War in America":

Liberals are inevitably handing the victory to the conservatives by "eliminating" their offspring through abortion, a Christian author from the United States claimed today.

Smith's "Understanding the Cultural War in America" is published by — just wait for it — PublishAmerica (which has previously tackled the abortion debate with the groundbreaking Don't Throw It Away!: A Graphic Statement Against the Practice of Abortion in the Form of Christian Fiction, available also as an e-card).

"While the humanists are busy killing off their own offspring, they are really helping us. I am not saying we should approve of abortion for that reason," Smith says. "It is clearly a wicked act, one which, from God's perspective, is worthy of death. But we must not overlook the fact that those who commit this horrible act are nevertheless doing us a favor. By destroying their own offspring, they are killing off a source of future voters, the majority of whom would probably grow up to be just like their parents. Thus, abortion ultimately works to our advantage. It helps cleanse our society of future humanists."


Jessica - Jun 29, 2005 8:50:41 am PDT #5442 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Too little too late, Tommy. I'll be over in this corner, sobbing quietly.

(And by "over in this corner" I mean "heading out," and by "sobbing quietly" I mean "to get some chicken tikka masala for lunch." See what you've driven me to?!?!?!?!?)

[eta:

You're much nicer than msbelle

HA! t pumps fist ]


askye - Jun 29, 2005 8:51:21 am PDT #5443 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

-t I used bed lifts at my old place so I could cram more stuff underneath the bed.

They were stable for me.


sarameg - Jun 29, 2005 8:53:55 am PDT #5444 of 10001

I like this part of his FAQ:

Education: Negligable (Physics degree).

S'how I feel.


Jesse - Jun 29, 2005 8:53:57 am PDT #5445 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dear LORD. There's a car alarm going off outside my window, and it's not just ONE alarm, it's two -- both the horn honking and the doo-doo-doo-doo kind. And every few minutes it stops for a second, and I think it'll be OK, but no. It starts up again.

I think I'm going mad.


sarameg - Jun 29, 2005 8:55:32 am PDT #5446 of 10001

Start booping on the off-off beat.