Start booping on the off-off beat.

Thanks, Trudy (and askye(and brenda for bringing them to my attention)). I think I will go by BB&B on my way home. My dog thanks you all, I'm sure. Even now he is probably wagging his tail and whining happily and doesn't know why.

Clip, no. Braid, yes. Updo, it depends. I can't adjust the headrest so that it doesn't push the ponytail into my skull unless it's an extremely loose ponytail and thus not up off my neck (or on top of my head, but that's not really a good look for work).

I think I'm going mad.

There's been a cricket hiding somewhere around the corner chirping incessantly for three days.

You want to have lunch on the way to the asylum?

But we must not overlook the fact that those who commit this horrible act are nevertheless doing us a favor. By destroying their own offspring, they are killing off a source of future voters, the majority of whom would probably grow up to be just like their parents.

This argument is both ridonkulous and ricockulous.

You want to have lunch on the way to the asylum?

Yes please.

ISTG, with one alarm, I can kind of get into the rhythm. But this, with the two AND the starting and stopping? Crazy making. I think I'll go steal the car, just to drive it away.

If it had four doors, we'd have just sprung the grand to have AC installed. It will be missed.

When I upgrade, this will probably be the reason. There is AC, but it's not working, and getting it repaired will cost half-to-full what I paid for the car. Which, granted, is nothing like new, but still.

If I make it through this summer (which around here is almost the only time no AC is problematic), I will hopefully be in a position to upgrade by next.

Gah. The co-worker who won't co-operate is back at it again. I'm ccing everything to high heaven, but nothing. He's making me look bad, and that drives me bonkers.

You should go steal more cookies and give them to him, ita. Maybe that will make him cooperate.

I don't need to steal cookies anymore! Remember the massive chocolate bar I posted about months ago? Huh. Old chocolate. Still. It's been cracked open and broken into chunks.

I'm good at least through the end of the week.

As though there weren't already enough reasons to love Buffistas, I have a new one. I thought I was the only one who named my car (her name is Storm, and she's silvery), but alas, you all do too! And, it seems, the majority of us seem to name our cars after comic book/sci-fi characters. WHAT a surprise.

On that note, I'm officially saying goodbye for now. I can't keep up and keep things at work from falling apart at the same time.

Until next time!