I so totally linked to that last week. And nobody noticed...

I noticed, and read it, and laughed.

You're much nicer than msbelle.

Seriously? I don't remember that at all!

Geez, I *do* suck....

Okay, then, how about this: From Bookslut -- a review of Henry C. Smith's book "Understanding the Cultural War in America":

Liberals are inevitably handing the victory to the conservatives by "eliminating" their offspring through abortion, a Christian author from the United States claimed today.

Smith's "Understanding the Cultural War in America" is published by — just wait for it — PublishAmerica (which has previously tackled the abortion debate with the groundbreaking Don't Throw It Away!: A Graphic Statement Against the Practice of Abortion in the Form of Christian Fiction, available also as an e-card).

"While the humanists are busy killing off their own offspring, they are really helping us. I am not saying we should approve of abortion for that reason," Smith says. "It is clearly a wicked act, one which, from God's perspective, is worthy of death. But we must not overlook the fact that those who commit this horrible act are nevertheless doing us a favor. By destroying their own offspring, they are killing off a source of future voters, the majority of whom would probably grow up to be just like their parents. Thus, abortion ultimately works to our advantage. It helps cleanse our society of future humanists."

Too little too late, Tommy. I'll be over in this corner, sobbing quietly.

(And by "over in this corner" I mean "heading out," and by "sobbing quietly" I mean "to get some chicken tikka masala for lunch." See what you've driven me to?!?!?!?!?)

[eta:

You're much nicer than msbelle

HA! t pumps fist ]

-t I used bed lifts at my old place so I could cram more stuff underneath the bed.

They were stable for me.

I like this part of his FAQ:

Education: Negligable (Physics degree).

S'how I feel.

Dear LORD. There's a car alarm going off outside my window, and it's not just ONE alarm, it's two -- both the horn honking and the doo-doo-doo-doo kind. And every few minutes it stops for a second, and I think it'll be OK, but no. It starts up again.

I think I'm going mad.

Start booping on the off-off beat.

Thanks, Trudy (and askye(and brenda for bringing them to my attention)). I think I will go by BB&B on my way home. My dog thanks you all, I'm sure. Even now he is probably wagging his tail and whining happily and doesn't know why.

Clip, no. Braid, yes. Updo, it depends. I can't adjust the headrest so that it doesn't push the ponytail into my skull unless it's an extremely loose ponytail and thus not up off my neck (or on top of my head, but that's not really a good look for work).

I think I'm going mad.

There's been a cricket hiding somewhere around the corner chirping incessantly for three days.

You want to have lunch on the way to the asylum?

But we must not overlook the fact that those who commit this horrible act are nevertheless doing us a favor. By destroying their own offspring, they are killing off a source of future voters, the majority of whom would probably grow up to be just like their parents.

This argument is both ridonkulous and ricockulous.