"Move that big ass 'round so I can work on that zipper, baby"
Just call me the computer whisperer.
Willow ,'Lessons'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Jun 24, 2005 7:03:56 am PDT #4255 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Jessica - Jun 24, 2005 7:04:31 am PDT #4256 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
An open letter to the Kansas Cit School Board: "As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature."
§ ita § - Jun 24, 2005 7:04:46 am PDT #4257 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
U better be happy that dress is still on
I heard the rip when u sat down
Honey them hips is gone
That's alright, I clock 'em that way
Remind me of something James used to say...
"I like 'em fat"
"I like 'em proud"
"Ya gotta have a mother for me"
Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight your a star
And I'm the big dipper
Dammit. Beat by Erin.
Well, there are worse fates.
Vortex - Jun 24, 2005 7:06:46 am PDT #4258 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Dammit. Beat by Erin.
karmic payback!
DavidS - Jun 24, 2005 7:08:53 am PDT #4259 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm on my second drink
But I've had a few before...
I'm tryin' hard to think
And I think that I want you on the floor
Uh huh, yeah on the floor!
[Chorus]
Go on and take it off
(echo) Take it off!
You gotta shake it off baby, for me
C'mon and break me off
(echo) Break me off!
'Cause I get what I want and I like what I see
Need your love 1,2,3
Stop starin' at my D cup
Don't waste time, just give it to me
C'mon baby, just feel me up
C'mon, just give it up
[Chorus]
Go on and take it off
(echo) Take it off!
You gotta shake it off baby, for me
C'mon and break me off
(echo) Break me off!
'Cause I get what I want and I like what I see
Strix - Jun 24, 2005 7:09:26 am PDT #4260 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
It's the only way I'd be able to beat ita.
I'll take it!
DavidS - Jun 24, 2005 7:10:39 am PDT #4261 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Ahhh, I cleaned the skunch off the rollers inside my mouse. Sooooo smooth now.
Lilty Cash - Jun 24, 2005 7:13:54 am PDT #4262 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Look I'm standing naked before you
Don't you want more than my sex?
ETA: Although, you're nekkid at the start of that one, thus finished the stripping. Back to the drawing board I go.
tommyrot - Jun 24, 2005 7:13:58 am PDT #4263 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And in our room at night we explore such strange new worlds
She can be my Vulcan love slave or my green skinned girl
She got a red shirt on
And I’m gonna take it off
She’ll feel the wrath of my Kahn
And she’ll be screaming like Chekov
I know it ain’t logical
But for us it seems to work
I get gynecological
Just like Captain Kirk
Frankenbuddha - Jun 24, 2005 7:15:48 am PDT #4264 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Let me see you stripped
down to the bone.
Let me see you make decisions
without your television...