Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.

Spike ,'Selfless'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 08, 2005 8:07:01 am PDT #388 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know, my mother's only getting a book for her birthday (right about the same time). Maybe I should not try to fill his entire DVD library in one shot. Besides, I need to get it in the mail stat, if it's to reach in time.


Jesse - Jun 08, 2005 8:08:03 am PDT #389 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What'd you give your mother for mother's day? That should be the comparison to make.


§ ita § - Jun 08, 2005 8:12:10 am PDT #390 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What'd you give your mother for mother's day?

A phone call. It usually ends up that they get Christmas gifts, and mother gets a birthday present, and daddy gets a Father's Day gift. Occasioning just the two gift-buying occasions a year, because we're far away and it involves shipping and them having to pay duty when they pick stuff up at the post office.

Okay, why does Robinson's May appear to not sell dresses online? Are they some sort of fascist organisation? They have a shorts section, fer crying out loud!

Erinaceous should write a letter.


Jesse - Jun 08, 2005 8:13:44 am PDT #391 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It usually ends up that they get Christmas gifts, and mother gets a birthday present, and daddy gets a Father's Day gift.

Ah, that makes sense, then. Carry on.


-t - Jun 08, 2005 8:18:29 am PDT #392 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Apparently the big worry is being held up at shitpoint.

Wait, what?


§ ita § - Jun 08, 2005 8:19:50 am PDT #393 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wait, what?

Guys who threaten to throw their shit (already decanted) on you if you don't give up your valuables.


-t - Jun 08, 2005 8:22:37 am PDT #394 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Well, that's pretty basic.

I think I might pretend I don't know about that.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 08, 2005 8:23:27 am PDT #395 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

held up at shitpoint

Hahahaha! That is just so very crazy.


Jesse - Jun 08, 2005 8:24:17 am PDT #396 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That seems like not such a huge threat -- I mean, I'd rather be nasty than lose my stuff.


§ ita § - Jun 08, 2005 8:26:29 am PDT #397 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'd rather be nasty than lose my stuff.

Exactly. I would, though, be concerned about my eyes and mouth, and if I was at risk for catching anything, but mostly I'd then want to pummell them into the ground.

I think I shall waste some time today, MONTHS ahead of the trip, wondering what I will take with me.