What'd you give your mother for mother's day?
A phone call. It usually ends up that they get Christmas gifts, and mother gets a birthday present, and daddy gets a Father's Day gift. Occasioning just the two gift-buying occasions a year, because we're far away and it involves shipping and them having to pay duty when they pick stuff up at the post office.
Okay, why does Robinson's May appear to not sell dresses online? Are they some sort of fascist organisation? They have a shorts section, fer crying out loud!
Erinaceous should write a letter.
It usually ends up that they get Christmas gifts, and mother gets a birthday present, and daddy gets a Father's Day gift.
Ah, that makes sense, then. Carry on.
Wait, what?
Guys who threaten to throw their shit (already decanted) on you if you don't give up your valuables.
Well, that's pretty basic.
I think I might pretend I don't know about that.
held up at shitpoint
Hahahaha! That is just so very crazy.
That seems like not such a huge threat -- I mean, I'd rather be nasty than lose my stuff.
I'd rather be nasty than lose my stuff.
Exactly. I would, though, be concerned about my eyes and mouth, and if I was at risk for catching anything, but mostly I'd then want to pummell them into the ground.
I think I shall waste some time today, MONTHS ahead of the trip, wondering what I will take with me.
I would, though, be concerned about my eyes and mouth, and if I was at risk for catching anything
Oh, I hadn't even thought of that. EW.
Yeah, while that threat is disgusting, not nearly so worrisome as a gun or knife wound, neither of which will wash off.
