I have not only a card but ALSO a small tchotchke for my father, which is more than enough. Also cards for the family birthdays we're celebrating this weekend.

I just ate a blue Fla-Vor-Ice that was so big, it was almost Too Much. And for only fifty cents!

I have a gift certificate for dad (never underestimate the joy of choosing your own gift) that is being mailed form Cabela's directly to him. Gotta go get a card.

You know, my mother's only getting a book for her birthday (right about the same time). Maybe I should not try to fill his entire DVD library in one shot. Besides, I need to get it in the mail stat, if it's to reach in time.

What'd you give your mother for mother's day? That should be the comparison to make.

What'd you give your mother for mother's day?

A phone call. It usually ends up that they get Christmas gifts, and mother gets a birthday present, and daddy gets a Father's Day gift. Occasioning just the two gift-buying occasions a year, because we're far away and it involves shipping and them having to pay duty when they pick stuff up at the post office.

Okay, why does Robinson's May appear to not sell dresses online? Are they some sort of fascist organisation? They have a shorts section, fer crying out loud!

Erinaceous should write a letter.

It usually ends up that they get Christmas gifts, and mother gets a birthday present, and daddy gets a Father's Day gift.

Ah, that makes sense, then. Carry on.

Apparently the big worry is being held up at shitpoint.

Wait, what?

Wait, what?

Guys who threaten to throw their shit (already decanted) on you if you don't give up your valuables.

Well, that's pretty basic.

I think I might pretend I don't know about that.

held up at shitpoint

Hahahaha! That is just so very crazy.