Buy new bottle? Depends on how much you want to waste time. I just learned there is no bottled water here. They have it across the street at the other center! I filled up my bottle from the bubbler. I didn't like it.

ION, what do we think is going on here: [link]

Is there something you're not telling us, Jesse?

I bought a really cute suit at Gap Body over the weekend. This top with the boyshort bottom both in black: [link]

huge earning potential

There is nothing sexual nor pornographic involved.

Phone sales?

I think I'll finish what I'm doing and then go refill this bottle on the 7th floor. And then I shall bitch loudly to whoever is listening that the 29th floor needs its own damn water cooler already.

I'm always suspicious of CL ads that say "There is nothing sexual nor pornographic involved."

I'm always suspicious of CL ads that say "There is nothing sexual nor pornographic involved."

From now on, whenever I ask a favor of someone, I'm gonna say this.

"Can you feed my cat while I'm out of town? There is nothing sexual nor pornographic involved."

How does that fasten in back, GC? I have a paranoia that the tie halters will undo themselves in rough conditions -- except -- what rough conditions? Swimming pools, the Caribbean, or under a swimsuit?

"There is nothing sexual nor pornographic involved."

*You* won't be doing anything sexual, but we'll be over in the corner having orgasms.

It does tie around the neck but it's a pretty tight knot... It fits really cute and was on sale.

Is there something you're not telling us, Jesse?

Remember that Missed Connection bon posted earlier? Yeah.

EVERYONE KNOWS I'M JUST KIDDING, RIGHT??? I AM NEITHER SOULLESS NOR KNOCKED UP.