huge earning potential
There is nothing sexual nor pornographic involved.
Phone sales?
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jun 21, 2005 11:10:20 am PDT #3482 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Jun 21, 2005 11:11:07 am PDT #3483 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think I'll finish what I'm doing and then go refill this bottle on the 7th floor. And then I shall bitch loudly to whoever is listening that the 29th floor needs its own damn water cooler already.
I'm always suspicious of CL ads that say "There is nothing sexual nor pornographic involved."
tommyrot - Jun 21, 2005 11:13:38 am PDT #3484 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm always suspicious of CL ads that say "There is nothing sexual nor pornographic involved."
From now on, whenever I ask a favor of someone, I'm gonna say this.
"Can you feed my cat while I'm out of town? There is nothing sexual nor pornographic involved."
§ ita § - Jun 21, 2005 11:14:04 am PDT #3485 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How does that fasten in back, GC? I have a paranoia that the tie halters will undo themselves in rough conditions -- except -- what rough conditions? Swimming pools, the Caribbean, or under a swimsuit?
"There is nothing sexual nor pornographic involved."
*You* won't be doing anything sexual, but we'll be over in the corner having orgasms.
Glamcookie - Jun 21, 2005 11:15:45 am PDT #3486 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
It does tie around the neck but it's a pretty tight knot... It fits really cute and was on sale.
Jesse - Jun 21, 2005 11:17:31 am PDT #3487 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Is there something you're not telling us, Jesse?
Remember that Missed Connection bon posted earlier? Yeah.
Jesse - Jun 21, 2005 11:21:30 am PDT #3488 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
EVERYONE KNOWS I'M JUST KIDDING, RIGHT??? I AM NEITHER SOULLESS NOR KNOCKED UP.
§ ita § - Jun 21, 2005 11:23:04 am PDT #3489 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think I'm looking for something with industrial fastenings, which is almost enough of a hint that I should just relax and leave it alone.
Looks like a nice top.
Jesse, I just used @@ in an IM to a co-worker (tedious conference call), and his reply was "I like that, Im going to steal it"
sarameg - Jun 21, 2005 11:24:46 am PDT #3490 of 10001
Yeah right, Jesse.
I'm officially quitting orbitz, NWA and travelocity for the day. There must be some sort of fucked up fare thing going on because everytime I pick flights at a certain fare, they get bumped up $150 or are no longer available. I'd seriously skip the wedding for $500+ flights, 2 layovers each way, 10+ hours of travel and 6 am departures. Seriously. Mom may have a fit, but...that's just insane for 2 days.
Jesse - Jun 21, 2005 11:25:04 am PDT #3491 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yay! Spread the eyerolling.