I'm always suspicious of CL ads that say "There is nothing sexual nor pornographic involved."

From now on, whenever I ask a favor of someone, I'm gonna say this.

"Can you feed my cat while I'm out of town? There is nothing sexual nor pornographic involved."

How does that fasten in back, GC? I have a paranoia that the tie halters will undo themselves in rough conditions -- except -- what rough conditions? Swimming pools, the Caribbean, or under a swimsuit?

"There is nothing sexual nor pornographic involved."

*You* won't be doing anything sexual, but we'll be over in the corner having orgasms.

It does tie around the neck but it's a pretty tight knot... It fits really cute and was on sale.

Is there something you're not telling us, Jesse?

Remember that Missed Connection bon posted earlier? Yeah.

EVERYONE KNOWS I'M JUST KIDDING, RIGHT??? I AM NEITHER SOULLESS NOR KNOCKED UP.

I think I'm looking for something with industrial fastenings, which is almost enough of a hint that I should just relax and leave it alone.

Looks like a nice top.

Jesse, I just used @@ in an IM to a co-worker (tedious conference call), and his reply was "I like that, Im going to steal it"

Yeah right, Jesse.

I'm officially quitting orbitz, NWA and travelocity for the day. There must be some sort of fucked up fare thing going on because everytime I pick flights at a certain fare, they get bumped up $150 or are no longer available. I'd seriously skip the wedding for $500+ flights, 2 layovers each way, 10+ hours of travel and 6 am departures. Seriously. Mom may have a fit, but...that's just insane for 2 days.

Yay! Spread the eyerolling.

I have a paranoia that the tie halters will undo themselves in rough conditions

This is my thing. I can handle it, maybe around the neck, but the ones I looked at at Old Navy had tie necks and backs. I just keep thinking that Lycra (or whatever) is slippery, and not great for knots.

I've worn tie halters in the ocean with no problems. The knots will stay put unless you fiddle with them.