Demi Moore.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - Jun 21, 2005 7:32:54 am PDT #3375 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
§ ita § - Jun 21, 2005 7:33:00 am PDT #3376 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's a really boring rumour. As perverse goes ... a snoozer. Mostly I'm just excited because I knew who they meant.
Question: I can't get to one of my sites because of the Net Nannying. Can someone tell me what they get when they click on this: [link] or this: [link] ? Thanks -- and it will be office safe.
tommyrot - Jun 21, 2005 7:33:25 am PDT #3377 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Lamest Wikipedia Wars Ever: [link]
from the link:
Revert wars, alleged sock-puppetry, and page protection: should the article on feces include this picture of a large human turd?
I love the internet.
Jesse - Jun 21, 2005 7:34:43 am PDT #3378 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I get the same picture of Boris kneeling on the beach.
Has Garner confirmed she's pregnant?
Emily - Jun 21, 2005 7:34:50 am PDT #3379 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
A pretty man doing the Thinker pose on a beach, wearing a jacket on his bottom half. And: the exact same thing. As to whether that's Boris Kodjoe or not, I couldn't tell you.
Dana - Jun 21, 2005 7:34:58 am PDT #3380 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Same thing both times, ita. One picture of Boris, whoever he is.
§ ita § - Jun 21, 2005 7:36:02 am PDT #3381 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - Jun 21, 2005 7:36:18 am PDT #3382 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Miss Kitty Fantastico
Edit war over whether it is appropriate for the text some demons to link to the article Evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet.
Jesse - Jun 21, 2005 7:37:07 am PDT #3383 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh, snap! I got blocked from the wetmen ones.
Nutty - Jun 21, 2005 7:39:25 am PDT #3384 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
It can be a weirdly touchy subject, much like telling your kids there's a Santa Claus or not
Actually, that is a great approach! Someone butts in, and you can go all OMG MY DAD DIED YOU STUPID BUTTINSKY and with any luck that person will be shamed into a hole in the ground.
I have found that reported death has a vast power to influence strangers, and even acquaintances. My uncle had been dead more than a year when I reported to the Democratic party, "No, he cannot volunteer, because he is not alive," and the woman on the phone apologized as if she had suggested he report to hell for chicken-fucking. I was sort of amused that the Democratic party could be so foolish, but she seriously seemed to think she had crossed some immense line of no-no.