Miss Kitty Fantastico
Edit war over whether it is appropriate for the text some demons to link to the article Evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet.
Oh, no, oh, no! Spontaneous poetic exclamations. Lord, spare me college boys in love.
Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jun 21, 2005 7:36:18 am PDT #3382 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Jun 21, 2005 7:37:07 am PDT #3383 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh, snap! I got blocked from the wetmen ones.
Nutty - Jun 21, 2005 7:39:25 am PDT #3384 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
It can be a weirdly touchy subject, much like telling your kids there's a Santa Claus or not
Actually, that is a great approach! Someone butts in, and you can go all OMG MY DAD DIED YOU STUPID BUTTINSKY and with any luck that person will be shamed into a hole in the ground.
I have found that reported death has a vast power to influence strangers, and even acquaintances. My uncle had been dead more than a year when I reported to the Democratic party, "No, he cannot volunteer, because he is not alive," and the woman on the phone apologized as if she had suggested he report to hell for chicken-fucking. I was sort of amused that the Democratic party could be so foolish, but she seriously seemed to think she had crossed some immense line of no-no.
juliana - Jun 21, 2005 7:39:50 am PDT #3385 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
ita, I get a 404 on the second one, and I've not had a problem with wetmen before...
bon bon - Jun 21, 2005 7:40:33 am PDT #3386 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
The very name "Miss Kitty Fantastico" has therefore been interpreted by some as meaning "pussy is great".
Oh, god. I'd never heard this before.
juliana - Jun 21, 2005 7:40:56 am PDT #3387 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Ah, ita: "Due to bandwidth overages, wetmen.provocateuse.com will be down until about the 5th of next month."
Jesse - Jun 21, 2005 7:42:07 am PDT #3388 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I was sort of amused that the Democratic party could be so foolish, but she seriously seemed to think she had crossed some immense line of no-no.
The thing with that, though, is that the first time it happens, it's pretty traumatic, because the person has only just died.
-t - Jun 21, 2005 7:45:04 am PDT #3389 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
People trying to collect on loans made to the deceased, on the other hand, not apologetic at all.
Allyson - Jun 21, 2005 7:46:43 am PDT #3390 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Let us not speak of the Katie.
I'm obsessively worried about Katie.
I want to rescue her.
§ ita § - Jun 21, 2005 7:47:08 am PDT #3391 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You got that with the first, juliana, and not the second? Pfft.
A co-worker has just finished watching S1 of Alias and is sad that there will be no more Will Tippin. Poor man.