That's what I'm saying, yeah. I may not have said it well.

Also, I get a bit defensive because I have trouble remembering if I'm supposed to do Father's Day, because we don't do Mother's Day. And my family gets really irritated by Valentine's Day (well, my mother and I do. So my mother sends me a card about marrying a rich man, and then we laugh). It can be a weirdly touchy subject, much like telling your kids there's a Santa Claus or not -- you'd think it'd be an individual family choice, but in fact lots of people get all het up about whether other people should do it or not.

Huh. Jesse had a moment of perfect happiness. Go her!

bon (and other gossip hoors)! Did you see the NY Post blind item -- the most obvious blind item if you've read much Defamer? Not that I care what Owen Wilson does in his spare naked time, but it was startling to read a blind item I totally got.

WHICH blond stud, nicknamed the "Butterscotch Stallion," has a perverse sexual bent? He recently picked up a girl at a wedding and the two went back to his hotel room. When the woman asked if he had a condom, the actor replied: "I don't want to have sex with you, but I do want to do something else" — and proceeded to lick her buttocks for "over two hours."

I may need a life.

Ooh, "I Am My Own Wife" should be excellent.

Jesse, what have you been up to?!

Shit.

I may not have said it well

You said it well. I was just being Devil's Advocate-y because the LJ private/public divide is interesting to me and I'm still trying to figure it out.

OMG, ita, he even admitted recently to knowing he was called the butterscotch stallion!

Huh. I think that would get boring after a little while. I'd be all, "You go ahead and do what you're doing, but you mind if I read a little? I have a magazine in my bag..."

he even admitted recently to knowing he was called the butterscotch stallion!

Yes! It's like they're not even trying!

"You go ahead and do what you're doing, but you mind if I read a little? I have a magazine in my bag..."

No kidding. I'd be surfing the net on my PDA in short order.

Honestly, though, I don't believe that one. Not least because picking up girls at weddings is the plot of his next movie.

Anyway, Lamest Wikipedia Wars Ever: [link]

I need to know if it's literally what that says. Because that sounds odd.

On the topic of celebrities, could I get some info on the who's pregnant thing?

I know Britney=yes. But, J. Lo? Jennifer Garner? Wasn't there someone else in heavy rumor-time, too?

Let us not speak of the Katie.