Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you'reā€¦cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Jun 20, 2005 2:17:12 pm PDT #3181 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

One of my old bosses used to make those kinds of remarks, of course prefaced with "I'm not prejudiced or anything, but..."

Dude, I'm a little welsh-cajun-white girl, and if I'm buying something direct wholesale, Imma try to get a deal too. Funny how it never came up when people tried to bargain down at a show.


DavidS - Jun 20, 2005 2:23:10 pm PDT #3182 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Jesus, I don't even remember having this conversation with Emmett. Thank god for BRQG:

*********

Emmett: Dad, can you name a monster for every letter in the alphabet, except for the vowels?
Me: So...starting with "B"?
Emmett: No, go ahead and do the vowels too.
Me: Okay. A is...Alien. B is a Balrog.... [bunch of other monsters] and L is....uh....
Emmett: Living Dead!
Me: Right. Good one. M is for Mummies. N is uh....hmmm.
Emmett: National Living Dead!
Me: Excellent choice.
Emmett: I know a good one for Z.
Me: Okay, I'll save that one for you. [bunch of other monsters] ...and U is for Undead. And V is for Voldemort. W is Werewolf. X is X-Ray Vision Man and Y is for Yeti and Z is?
Emmett: Zombie!
Me: Perfect.
Emmett: I helped with some. Like National Living Dead. That was a good one. It would be like a sport like National Football League. Except they wouldn't have any balls they'd just kick around their heads and their hands.


Wolfram - Jun 20, 2005 2:23:58 pm PDT #3183 of 10001
Visilurking

Funny how it never came up when people tried to bargain down at a show.

Welsh-cajun-whiting folks was just too long a verb.


Daisy Jane - Jun 20, 2005 2:25:51 pm PDT #3184 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

HA!

Thanks, I was getting cranky.


aurelia - Jun 20, 2005 2:31:12 pm PDT #3185 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Jew you out of all your money

My mother was shocked to hear this phrase from my grandmother a couple of years ago, as it was far from typical for her. I guess it was something she heard when she was a kid and some 60+ years later just said it without thinking about the implications. She was duly chastened when my mom called her on it.


sarameg - Jun 20, 2005 2:36:34 pm PDT #3186 of 10001

We were no longer the most hated people in town!

Proof you were there! I think the Italians got the most disdain.

In the further adventures of annoy-sara-to-death, I came home to no water. There is a crew in a hole in the middle of the parking lot still, so I have hope, given it is waaay past quitting time. Plus, it looks like an actual company, not a bunch of bored stragglers dragged from the street and handed shovels. (Yes, I've seen that crew here before.)

Also? Tomorrow is going to SUCK. I've known since last week. I'd rather it didn't. I'd also prefer to have showered for it, rather than taken a bath with a pot.


Cashmere - Jun 20, 2005 2:36:46 pm PDT #3187 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Welsh-cajun-whiting folks was just too long a verb.

Plus, have you seen anything written in Welsh? Appalling lack of vowels.


Lee - Jun 20, 2005 2:38:39 pm PDT #3188 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

In one of the sex discrimination cases my old firm handled, one of the women suing our client went on record at a deposition saying that one of her supervisors was unlikeable because he was "always trying to jew people down".

She then went on to repeat the phrase and define what she meant by it.

You could almost hear her attorney whimper.


tommyrot - Jun 20, 2005 2:40:02 pm PDT #3189 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So, 10 foot-pounds means that if you have a wrench that's a foot long then you'd apply 10 pounds of force at the end of the wrench, right?


Daisy Jane - Jun 20, 2005 2:42:21 pm PDT #3190 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

See, I could understand someone not understand gyp being offensive. In fact, I bet most people would even spell it gip. I'm not even sure gypsies to the general populace means anything other than tambourines, skirts with coins, move around a lot.

Jew as a verb though? I don't buy. Don't even get me started on the different kinds of rigging to be done.