Look, Angel, I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands...unless they're evil errands.

Lilah ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Jun 17, 2005 12:57:36 pm PDT #2719 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, god, what a horrible story. (GC's link)


DXMachina - Jun 17, 2005 1:00:45 pm PDT #2720 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I should note that I've never actually met emily, so the face part of the vision is a bit hazy.

Sure you have, unless the Vortex who was at the DC F2F was an imposter.


Vortex - Jun 17, 2005 1:01:17 pm PDT #2721 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Uh-oh. Vortex better break out the glitter. Squishies all around!

okay, I'm totally spacing scurries off to F2F photos

I owe emily a squshie next time I see her. first person to remind me (and emily and I have to be in the same room) gets a squishie of their very own.


tommyrot - Jun 17, 2005 1:03:55 pm PDT #2722 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, this is just getting silly.

40 million credit cards stolen

That's 40 meeellion.

ion:

NEW YORK - For the second time in a week, a helicopter crashed in waters off Manhattan on Friday afternoon.


§ ita § - Jun 17, 2005 1:30:39 pm PDT #2723 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Gah! I'd love to gush about Batman Begins to the one guy at work who's mentioned it, but he keeps mentioning it as he calls women and tries to ask them out on dates to see it. Unsuccessfully, I might add.


DavidS - Jun 17, 2005 1:37:06 pm PDT #2724 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

ita needs a fellow Bat-gusher, Stat!

Has Scrappy seen it yet?


Steph L. - Jun 17, 2005 1:41:56 pm PDT #2725 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

My office is only 14 people. I exhausted all my potential targets for gushing about the movie by 10 a.m. Thursday.


§ ita § - Jun 17, 2005 1:43:06 pm PDT #2726 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Come over here, Steph. We can start again from the beginning. What about the bit where he did the thing? And the way he looked when was doing the other thing?


Connie Neil - Jun 17, 2005 1:43:16 pm PDT #2727 of 10001
brillig

So, Johnny Cash is punk.

[link]


brenda m - Jun 17, 2005 1:45:23 pm PDT #2728 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh man, I'm laughing so hard.

My boss was just out at the convenience store and bought a lottery ticket with numbers that she picked. The clerk printed out two tickets with the same number.

M: What are you going to do with that one?

Clerk: I don't know - you want to buy it?

M: Why would I want two tickets with the same number?

C: Guess I'll just sell it to someone else. Or I'll buy it.

M: But those are my numbers!

C: Shrug

And on and on with a line of people behind...M was livid about the whole thing at first, though now she's laughing. The thing is, she thinks she did it on purpose. And I just keep thinking, what a perfect low-level store clerk mind-fuck for people who annoy them. Because the person either wastes another buck, or accepts that if this was their lucky day, they just lost half their winnings. You could drive people bug-fuck crazy doing that.