OK, this is just getting silly.
40 million credit cards stolen
That's 40 meeellion.
ion:
NEW YORK - For the second time in a week, a helicopter crashed in waters off Manhattan on Friday afternoon.
Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jun 17, 2005 1:03:55 pm PDT #2722 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Jun 17, 2005 1:30:39 pm PDT #2723 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Gah! I'd love to gush about Batman Begins to the one guy at work who's mentioned it, but he keeps mentioning it as he calls women and tries to ask them out on dates to see it. Unsuccessfully, I might add.
DavidS - Jun 17, 2005 1:37:06 pm PDT #2724 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
ita needs a fellow Bat-gusher, Stat!
Has Scrappy seen it yet?
Steph L. - Jun 17, 2005 1:41:56 pm PDT #2725 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
My office is only 14 people. I exhausted all my potential targets for gushing about the movie by 10 a.m. Thursday.
§ ita § - Jun 17, 2005 1:43:06 pm PDT #2726 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Come over here, Steph. We can start again from the beginning. What about the bit where he did the thing? And the way he looked when was doing the other thing?
Connie Neil - Jun 17, 2005 1:43:16 pm PDT #2727 of 10001
brillig
brenda m - Jun 17, 2005 1:45:23 pm PDT #2728 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh man, I'm laughing so hard.
My boss was just out at the convenience store and bought a lottery ticket with numbers that she picked. The clerk printed out two tickets with the same number.
M: What are you going to do with that one?
Clerk: I don't know - you want to buy it?
M: Why would I want two tickets with the same number?
C: Guess I'll just sell it to someone else. Or I'll buy it.
M: But those are my numbers!
C: Shrug
And on and on with a line of people behind...M was livid about the whole thing at first, though now she's laughing. The thing is, she thinks she did it on purpose. And I just keep thinking, what a perfect low-level store clerk mind-fuck for people who annoy them. Because the person either wastes another buck, or accepts that if this was their lucky day, they just lost half their winnings. You could drive people bug-fuck crazy doing that.
Steph L. - Jun 17, 2005 1:46:57 pm PDT #2729 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Come over here, Steph. We can start again from the beginning. What about the bit where he did the thing? And the way he looked when was doing the other thing?
You know my favorite part was the scene with the guy, you know the one, where they were in that place.
§ ita § - Jun 17, 2005 1:47:35 pm PDT #2730 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Me, I prefered the scene where he was alone, with the things, in the other place. Doing the stuff.
Steph L. - Jun 17, 2005 1:48:38 pm PDT #2731 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
And the scene in the cave, when he did the thing to make the new thing!