Can you airlift some in? This is urgent.
And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.
Angelus ,'Damage'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jun 17, 2005 11:39:15 am PDT #2666 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
erikaj - Jun 17, 2005 11:44:19 am PDT #2667 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Hec, I think it would go like this:
JEB: I don't allow anyone to talk to me that way.
SCHIAVO: OK. Fuck you *Governor* fucking fuck!
JEB: Much better.
§ ita § - Jun 17, 2005 11:46:53 am PDT #2668 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cashmere - Jun 17, 2005 11:50:58 am PDT #2669 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
If buffistas were superheroes their tasks today would be:
1. Airlift ita some nerds to discuss Batman Begins
2. Airlift shrift to Florida where she can vent her rage on the most buffista preferred target of Jeb Bush
3. Kidnap and de-program Katie Holmes.
Jessica - Jun 17, 2005 11:52:27 am PDT #2670 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
3. Kidnap and de-program Katie Holmes.
Are we really that concerned for her wellbeing? I thought we were just creeped out by the thought of her and Tom having creepy Scientologist children together.
Cashmere - Jun 17, 2005 11:53:54 am PDT #2671 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I thought we were just creeped out by the thought of her and Tom having creepy Scientologist children together.
We could switch that last one to kidnaping Tom and giving him a vasectomy.
§ ita § - Jun 17, 2005 11:55:28 am PDT #2672 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Are we really that concerned for her wellbeing?
I am. Not necessarily her in particular (although I think fondly of her for reasons I'm not sure of), but I think that she exudes a ... something Mimi and Nicole didn't that screams for de-programming.
Emily - Jun 17, 2005 11:55:55 am PDT #2673 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I feel particularly naive and unimaginative, but I'm having real trouble visualizing Affleck resting his scrotum on the back of Smith's neck. Was Smith crouched way over? Was Affleck up on his tiptoes? Isn't there generally a lot of clothing in the way?
Emily - Jun 17, 2005 11:57:07 am PDT #2674 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I'm also very puzzled as to why this would need a word. Does it come up that often? There isn't a word for "resting one's breasts on a person or object," for example, and I've never felt the lack.
ETA: I'm all about the serial posts today.
lori - Jun 17, 2005 11:57:19 am PDT #2675 of 10001
creepy Scientologist children
Of whom, yummy Logan (Jason Dohring) is one.
Still, creepy.