3. Kidnap and de-program Katie Holmes.
Are we really that concerned for her wellbeing? I thought we were just creeped out by the thought of her and Tom having creepy Scientologist children together.
Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jun 17, 2005 11:52:27 am PDT #2670 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Cashmere - Jun 17, 2005 11:53:54 am PDT #2671 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I thought we were just creeped out by the thought of her and Tom having creepy Scientologist children together.
We could switch that last one to kidnaping Tom and giving him a vasectomy.
§ ita § - Jun 17, 2005 11:55:28 am PDT #2672 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Are we really that concerned for her wellbeing?
I am. Not necessarily her in particular (although I think fondly of her for reasons I'm not sure of), but I think that she exudes a ... something Mimi and Nicole didn't that screams for de-programming.
Emily - Jun 17, 2005 11:55:55 am PDT #2673 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I feel particularly naive and unimaginative, but I'm having real trouble visualizing Affleck resting his scrotum on the back of Smith's neck. Was Smith crouched way over? Was Affleck up on his tiptoes? Isn't there generally a lot of clothing in the way?
Emily - Jun 17, 2005 11:57:07 am PDT #2674 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I'm also very puzzled as to why this would need a word. Does it come up that often? There isn't a word for "resting one's breasts on a person or object," for example, and I've never felt the lack.
ETA: I'm all about the serial posts today.
lori - Jun 17, 2005 11:57:19 am PDT #2675 of 10001
creepy Scientologist children
Of whom, yummy Logan (Jason Dohring) is one.
Still, creepy.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 17, 2005 11:58:18 am PDT #2676 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
We could switch that last one to kidnaping Tom and giving him a vasectomy.
You seriously think that having sex with Katie figures into his future chidrearing plans in any way?
§ ita § - Jun 17, 2005 11:58:35 am PDT #2677 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm having real trouble visualizing Affleck resting his scrotum on the back of Smith's neck. Was Smith crouched way over? Was Affleck up on his tiptoes? Isn't there generally a lot of clothing in the way?
Kevin's sitting, Ben reaches into his pants, whips out his doodads and snuggles from behind.
Aims - Jun 17, 2005 11:59:35 am PDT #2678 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Someone needs to tell Mr Cruise that it is possible to have a baby sitter for his children and NOT marry her.
Cashmere - Jun 17, 2005 12:00:15 pm PDT #2679 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Kevin's sitting, Ben reaches into his pants, whips out his doodads and snuggles from behind
ita's given me my visual for today. Plus, "doodads" is fun to say.