We could switch that last one to kidnaping Tom and giving him a vasectomy.
You seriously think that having sex with Katie figures into his future chidrearing plans in any way?
Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 17, 2005 11:58:18 am PDT #2676 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
§ ita § - Jun 17, 2005 11:58:35 am PDT #2677 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm having real trouble visualizing Affleck resting his scrotum on the back of Smith's neck. Was Smith crouched way over? Was Affleck up on his tiptoes? Isn't there generally a lot of clothing in the way?
Kevin's sitting, Ben reaches into his pants, whips out his doodads and snuggles from behind.
Aims - Jun 17, 2005 11:59:35 am PDT #2678 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Someone needs to tell Mr Cruise that it is possible to have a baby sitter for his children and NOT marry her.
Cashmere - Jun 17, 2005 12:00:15 pm PDT #2679 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Kevin's sitting, Ben reaches into his pants, whips out his doodads and snuggles from behind
ita's given me my visual for today. Plus, "doodads" is fun to say.
lori - Jun 17, 2005 12:00:51 pm PDT #2680 of 10001
I've also heard of teabagging in a drinking context as your bartender dunking his
jewels
doodads in your beverage prior to serving. And you thought the waiter spitting in your food was bad.
-t - Jun 17, 2005 12:01:32 pm PDT #2681 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Beck was raised a Scientologist, I believe. And yet, I don't fine him at all creepy.
On the teabagging thing:
(a) I picture Kevin Smith sitting in a director's chair. Holding a megaphone. And wearing a jaunty hat (no back brim)
(b) no never mind, I got interrupted and forgot my (b), but don't want to abandon my formatting choices.
sumi - Jun 17, 2005 12:02:52 pm PDT #2682 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
I'm wondering whether the Miranda Otto character in WotW doesn't die a horrible death -- given the casting of a strawberry blonde Australian to play the Tom Cruise character's ex-wife.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 17, 2005 12:03:08 pm PDT #2683 of 10001
What is even happening?
Ugh. Ugh. lori. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
Rick - Jun 17, 2005 12:04:24 pm PDT #2684 of 10001
Do they have a separate but equal bin for the non-white paper?
The signs above our paper bins say "White," "Colored," and "Mixed."
Emily - Jun 17, 2005 12:04:55 pm PDT #2685 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
And wearing a jaunty hat (no back brim)
Jaunty hats must always have back brims.