Come here. We'll get ya nerds.
I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!
Anya ,'Showtime'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
lori - Jun 17, 2005 11:36:51 am PDT #2664 of 10001
Kristen - Jun 17, 2005 11:38:39 am PDT #2665 of 10001
There is nothing a publicist can do on behalf of his/her client that would surprise me, up to and including disposal of a body.
Especially when, in Tom's case, his sister is his publicist.
§ ita § - Jun 17, 2005 11:39:15 am PDT #2666 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Can you airlift some in? This is urgent.
erikaj - Jun 17, 2005 11:44:19 am PDT #2667 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Hec, I think it would go like this:
JEB: I don't allow anyone to talk to me that way.
SCHIAVO: OK. Fuck you *Governor* fucking fuck!
JEB: Much better.
§ ita § - Jun 17, 2005 11:46:53 am PDT #2668 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cashmere - Jun 17, 2005 11:50:58 am PDT #2669 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
If buffistas were superheroes their tasks today would be:
1. Airlift ita some nerds to discuss Batman Begins
2. Airlift shrift to Florida where she can vent her rage on the most buffista preferred target of Jeb Bush
3. Kidnap and de-program Katie Holmes.
Jessica - Jun 17, 2005 11:52:27 am PDT #2670 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
3. Kidnap and de-program Katie Holmes.
Are we really that concerned for her wellbeing? I thought we were just creeped out by the thought of her and Tom having creepy Scientologist children together.
Cashmere - Jun 17, 2005 11:53:54 am PDT #2671 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I thought we were just creeped out by the thought of her and Tom having creepy Scientologist children together.
We could switch that last one to kidnaping Tom and giving him a vasectomy.
§ ita § - Jun 17, 2005 11:55:28 am PDT #2672 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Are we really that concerned for her wellbeing?
I am. Not necessarily her in particular (although I think fondly of her for reasons I'm not sure of), but I think that she exudes a ... something Mimi and Nicole didn't that screams for de-programming.
Emily - Jun 17, 2005 11:55:55 am PDT #2673 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I feel particularly naive and unimaginative, but I'm having real trouble visualizing Affleck resting his scrotum on the back of Smith's neck. Was Smith crouched way over? Was Affleck up on his tiptoes? Isn't there generally a lot of clothing in the way?