The Bushes always take revenge on their enemies.
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I'm thinking of having myself put into suspended animation until November of 2007.
Given how accelerated this faux-relationship is going, do you think Tom and Katie will have bought their first child together by sometime in late July?
Never mind that, for example, any statute of limitations probably ran long ago....
(EAT: Re Michael Schiavo's call to 911.)
No, not buy. Tom will rescue it. Probably from a burning building.
The Bushes always take revenge on their enemies.
So Jeb is gonna put on a Batsuit and go looking for Mr. Schiavo?
A blind item from the Page Six that Jesse linked to:
WHICH top leading man interviewed three different starlets for the job of girlfriend/future wife before picking his new beloved? "Mark my words: They'll have a baby," said our source. "Maybe he or she will be conceived in a petri dish, but they'll procreate"
Oh pleasepleaseplease let him hit the Post with a $100 million libel suit. And then have it pointed out that they didn't actually name him.
From Wired:
Bewitching and Moaning
A handful of protesters got their noses out of joint when a statue of Bewitched actress Elizabeth Montgomery was unveiled Wednesday in Salem, Massachusetts. Some objected to the pop-culture salute in a city that was home to 1692's infamous witch trials. ''They're trampling on my heritage," a man who claimed to be a descendent of two victims of the wave of anti-witchcraft hysteria told The Boston Globe. But a crowd of about 1,500 cheered as the 7 1/2-foot-tall bronze figure, which shows Montgomery riding a broom, made its public debut. One man said he was so smitten with the late actress from the hit 1960s TV series that he flew from Florida for the event. ''She was my dream wife," he said.