A blind item from the Page Six that Jesse linked to:

WHICH top leading man interviewed three different starlets for the job of girlfriend/future wife before picking his new beloved? "Mark my words: They'll have a baby," said our source. "Maybe he or she will be conceived in a petri dish, but they'll procreate"

Oh pleasepleaseplease let him hit the Post with a $100 million libel suit. And then have it pointed out that they didn't actually name him.

From Wired:

Bewitching and Moaning
A handful of protesters got their noses out of joint when a statue of Bewitched actress Elizabeth Montgomery was unveiled Wednesday in Salem, Massachusetts. Some objected to the pop-culture salute in a city that was home to 1692's infamous witch trials. ''They're trampling on my heritage," a man who claimed to be a descendent of two victims of the wave of anti-witchcraft hysteria told The Boston Globe. But a crowd of about 1,500 cheered as the 7 1/2-foot-tall bronze figure, which shows Montgomery riding a broom, made its public debut. One man said he was so smitten with the late actress from the hit 1960s TV series that he flew from Florida for the event. ''She was my dream wife," he said.

That story about Jeb Bush has me so unbelievably mad, I can't speak coherently. I can barely type. Fuck him. Fuck him SO MUCH.

Oh, Cashmere -- the tv commercial you mentioned wanting to get an MPG of? Do you know what shows it has been shown during. If it shows up on one of the ones that I TiVo, I could try to get it transferred to my laptop as an MPG, if I know where to go look for it..

Theo, I saw it again today, but I can't remember on what show. I'll keep an eye out for it and see if I can pin it down. I knew someone would have the techno savvy here to capture it.

That story about Jeb Bush has me so unbelievably mad, I can't speak coherently.

Well I take consolation in the fact that I don't see how this won't hurt him politically. I mean, people are already overwhelmingly opposed to the state and federal government intervention; this is gonna strike people as just being vindictive and petty....

Wait, I got it figured out. Jeb doesn't want to run for president, and this is his way of being all passive-agressive about it by sabotaging his changes.

That story about Jeb Bush has me so unbelievably mad, I can't speak coherently. I can barely type. Fuck him. Fuck him SO MUCH.

There's nothing quite like a politician who unabashedly uses his political power to pursue personal vendettas.

Can't Michael Schiavo sue for wrongful persecution or something?

Today seems like a good day to go on a murderous rampage.

Anyone got a spare plane ticket from Michigan to Florida?

tommyrot, check your Gmail.