We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 17, 2005 7:09:04 am PDT #2603 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Given how accelerated this faux-relationship is going, do you think Tom and Katie will have bought their first child together by sometime in late July?


Fred Pete - Jun 17, 2005 7:09:31 am PDT #2604 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Never mind that, for example, any statute of limitations probably ran long ago....

(EAT: Re Michael Schiavo's call to 911.)


Lilty Cash - Jun 17, 2005 7:10:01 am PDT #2605 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

No, not buy. Tom will rescue it. Probably from a burning building.


tommyrot - Jun 17, 2005 7:11:36 am PDT #2606 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Bushes always take revenge on their enemies.

So Jeb is gonna put on a Batsuit and go looking for Mr. Schiavo?


Jesse - Jun 17, 2005 7:12:39 am PDT #2607 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Bobby Brown can't get a table at the Olive Garden in Times Square.


Sue - Jun 17, 2005 7:18:32 am PDT #2608 of 10001
hip deep in pie

A blind item from the Page Six that Jesse linked to:

WHICH top leading man interviewed three different starlets for the job of girlfriend/future wife before picking his new beloved? "Mark my words: They'll have a baby," said our source. "Maybe he or she will be conceived in a petri dish, but they'll procreate"


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 17, 2005 7:20:59 am PDT #2609 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Oh pleasepleaseplease let him hit the Post with a $100 million libel suit. And then have it pointed out that they didn't actually name him.


tommyrot - Jun 17, 2005 7:49:52 am PDT #2610 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From Wired:

Bewitching and Moaning
A handful of protesters got their noses out of joint when a statue of Bewitched actress Elizabeth Montgomery was unveiled Wednesday in Salem, Massachusetts. Some objected to the pop-culture salute in a city that was home to 1692's infamous witch trials. ''They're trampling on my heritage," a man who claimed to be a descendent of two victims of the wave of anti-witchcraft hysteria told The Boston Globe. But a crowd of about 1,500 cheered as the 7 1/2-foot-tall bronze figure, which shows Montgomery riding a broom, made its public debut. One man said he was so smitten with the late actress from the hit 1960s TV series that he flew from Florida for the event. ''She was my dream wife," he said.


Sean K - Jun 17, 2005 8:14:38 am PDT #2611 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

That story about Jeb Bush has me so unbelievably mad, I can't speak coherently. I can barely type. Fuck him. Fuck him SO MUCH.


Cashmere - Jun 17, 2005 8:15:58 am PDT #2612 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Oh, Cashmere -- the tv commercial you mentioned wanting to get an MPG of? Do you know what shows it has been shown during. If it shows up on one of the ones that I TiVo, I could try to get it transferred to my laptop as an MPG, if I know where to go look for it..

Theo, I saw it again today, but I can't remember on what show. I'll keep an eye out for it and see if I can pin it down. I knew someone would have the techno savvy here to capture it.