VW!! CONGRATULATIONS!
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
THANKS, LILTY!
We talked about you at margaritas tonight. We were saying how cool you are and how you should come hang out with us more.
Awww, get out of town!
ETA: And also, yeah I should.
Ok.
Where should I go?
You pose a valid point. Stay where you are, I'll come to you. Until then, Ima keep eating pie.
(No really. I'm not stopping anytime soon.)
Ok. But, I'm gonna go to bed soon, 'cause I have to be at work at 10am.
I have to be at WORK! Boy, does that feel kind of nice to say.
WOOHOO!
I'm crabby and need someone to take it out on.
Fay's Evil Boss - one nut will shrivel up and his left eye will only work on Holy Tuesdays.
Cindy's German Theives - They are hereby unable to dance to anything but "Mandy" and "The Macarena". Techno makes them squawk like a chicken.
Who else? Let me at em.
Aimee, I'm in a mood to cause violence, too. Want a partner?
To be warned, while I come out punching, at some point I'll probably get hit by a wave of unexpected mopey. I'll end up rocking on the ground, moaning "Why? Why?". I don't know, maybe it can be a distraction or something.
Another reason I love the automatic checkouts at the grocery store: when I go in at 9 pm in sweats and buy an entire pie and a bag of gummy bears, I don't gots to explain nothin' to no one.
You should never be embarrassed by pie.
We won first place at trivia tonight and I'm excited because the answer to the final big question was "The Merry Wives of Windsor." I don't otherwise find my knowledge of Shakespeare useful in everyday life.