Cordelia: I get it now. You're all spies. Probably all Russian. And you've brainwashed me, and want me to believe we're friends so I'll spill the beans about some nano-technology thingy that you want. Gunn: So I look Russian to you? Cordelia: Black Russian. Angel: That's a drink.

'Hell Bound'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 10, 2005 11:08:36 am PDT #9618 of 10001
What is even happening?

Poor lad. He looked gutted. When next we saw him, he had a sharp knife and was trying to do his own circumcision. (I rather enjoyed watching this, actually...I mean, the whole angstypoutyprettyboy-getting-his-kit-off, and a moment later fainting. Um.)

Oh! Which reminds me - my mother told me, a couple of years ago, that apparently my Dad (and this is SO my Dad) randomly did his own circumcision too, at some point. Not sure why, because it wasn't like he wasn't getting laid. But, yeah - got a stanley knife and some germoline, or something along those lines, and chopped off a bit of his old fella. That's Yorkshiremen for you - stoic and independent and more than a wee bit insane.

Ooof. Crossing my legs in sympathy or out of fright.


Trudy Booth - Jul 10, 2005 11:09:13 am PDT #9619 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I've heard the "don't like the cold" explaination -- but do they start howling before the snipage? I'd think they'd be just a cold at that point...

I dated a guy who'd been circumcised at 13. While he'd never had sex with the foreskin, he'd masturbated both ways and liked with the hood better. I think I'd be compelled to not snip for that and other reasons -- though there's bound to be a father person with an opinion too.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 10, 2005 11:11:20 am PDT #9620 of 10001
What is even happening?

I've heard the "don't like the cold" explaination -- but do they start howling before the snipage? I'd think they'd be just a cold at that point...

I wasn't present for my sons' circumcisions, but I was present almost every time they were ever naked as infants, and they HATE the cold and would howl. Ben also just hated lying flat on the changing table.


Emily - Jul 10, 2005 11:13:37 am PDT #9621 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Some of the information I've seen argues that non-religious circumcision really became big as a Victorian-era prescription against masturbation, since (at least in theory) it doesn't feel quite as good without the hood.

Then again, few people can really compare -- Trudy's friend being a rare exception.

ETA: Mind you, it's a bit difficult to tell, as a lot of what's on the Nets of Inter about circumcision is strongly opposed.


Hil R. - Jul 10, 2005 11:16:20 am PDT #9622 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've seen several britim (britot? Whatever the plural of "brit" is) where the baby either didn't cry at all or barely cried. Generally, it was over really quickly and the baby was left with a "Huh? What happened?" expression.


Scrappy - Jul 10, 2005 11:20:50 am PDT #9623 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

My ex-husband was born when his parents were in England on a Fulbright, so was not circumcised. When they mved back here when he was four he was definitely in the minority. He made a nickel a look in elementary school, so he was very pro-circumcision at least for himself!


beekaytee - Jul 10, 2005 11:20:50 am PDT #9624 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

sugar water, which acts like a painkiller in neonatal brains for reasons no one really understands.

This happened and I didn't know why. Interesting.

Ish was not strapped down. His grandad held down his legs as he lay on a familiar pillow.

The moyel was a bit undone when Ish started pooping just before the snippage and kind of kept going.

Later, the moyel asked if it was possible that Ish had worms. moron

An attendee speculated that his being 22 days old may have thrown the cutter off. Maybe in 20 years he's never seen a three week old's poop!


Trudy Booth - Jul 10, 2005 11:21:06 am PDT #9625 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I think if I DID do it I'd want a moyel -- them boys got practice.


beekaytee - Jul 10, 2005 11:24:17 am PDT #9626 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

This particular moyel had three jobs just today and apparently makes a mighty fine living at it. He clearly enjoys his work, what with the standup comedy and was obviously proficient.

It unnerved me that his 'kit' was a banged up old briefcase. Didn't come over medical at. all.


Susan W. - Jul 10, 2005 11:32:54 am PDT #9627 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I don't think I've ever seen an uncircumcised penis.

Neither have I. And it occurred to me the other day that here I am writing novels with English heroes born (at least thus far) in the 1780's, who are therefore operating with a somewhat different set of equipment than the type I have personal experience of. 'Course, I've yet to describe anything in a level of anatomical detail where it would matter.