Spike: Lots of fuss over one girl. Other things to do around here--important things. Angel: You know that whoosh thing you do when you're suddenly not there anymore? I love that.

'Unleashed'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 10, 2005 11:11:20 am PDT #9620 of 10001
What is even happening?

I've heard the "don't like the cold" explaination -- but do they start howling before the snipage? I'd think they'd be just a cold at that point...

I wasn't present for my sons' circumcisions, but I was present almost every time they were ever naked as infants, and they HATE the cold and would howl. Ben also just hated lying flat on the changing table.


Emily - Jul 10, 2005 11:13:37 am PDT #9621 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Some of the information I've seen argues that non-religious circumcision really became big as a Victorian-era prescription against masturbation, since (at least in theory) it doesn't feel quite as good without the hood.

Then again, few people can really compare -- Trudy's friend being a rare exception.

ETA: Mind you, it's a bit difficult to tell, as a lot of what's on the Nets of Inter about circumcision is strongly opposed.


Hil R. - Jul 10, 2005 11:16:20 am PDT #9622 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've seen several britim (britot? Whatever the plural of "brit" is) where the baby either didn't cry at all or barely cried. Generally, it was over really quickly and the baby was left with a "Huh? What happened?" expression.


Scrappy - Jul 10, 2005 11:20:50 am PDT #9623 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

My ex-husband was born when his parents were in England on a Fulbright, so was not circumcised. When they mved back here when he was four he was definitely in the minority. He made a nickel a look in elementary school, so he was very pro-circumcision at least for himself!


beekaytee - Jul 10, 2005 11:20:50 am PDT #9624 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

sugar water, which acts like a painkiller in neonatal brains for reasons no one really understands.

This happened and I didn't know why. Interesting.

Ish was not strapped down. His grandad held down his legs as he lay on a familiar pillow.

The moyel was a bit undone when Ish started pooping just before the snippage and kind of kept going.

Later, the moyel asked if it was possible that Ish had worms. moron

An attendee speculated that his being 22 days old may have thrown the cutter off. Maybe in 20 years he's never seen a three week old's poop!


Trudy Booth - Jul 10, 2005 11:21:06 am PDT #9625 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I think if I DID do it I'd want a moyel -- them boys got practice.


beekaytee - Jul 10, 2005 11:24:17 am PDT #9626 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

This particular moyel had three jobs just today and apparently makes a mighty fine living at it. He clearly enjoys his work, what with the standup comedy and was obviously proficient.

It unnerved me that his 'kit' was a banged up old briefcase. Didn't come over medical at. all.


Susan W. - Jul 10, 2005 11:32:54 am PDT #9627 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I don't think I've ever seen an uncircumcised penis.

Neither have I. And it occurred to me the other day that here I am writing novels with English heroes born (at least thus far) in the 1780's, who are therefore operating with a somewhat different set of equipment than the type I have personal experience of. 'Course, I've yet to describe anything in a level of anatomical detail where it would matter.


Amy - Jul 10, 2005 11:33:04 am PDT #9628 of 10001
Because books.

I wasn't present for my sons' circumcisions

Me either. Newborns hate to be naked and ... loose. Thus the swaddling in the beginning. Plus, scary strange people handling your sensitive bits...

But, yeah - got a stanley knife and some germoline, or something along those lines, and chopped off a bit of his old fella. That's Yorkshiremen for you - stoic and independent and more than a wee bit insane.

Yee-owwwww.

While he'd never had sex with the foreskin, he'd masturbated both ways and liked with the hood better.

Now I feel bad. I guess I never thought of that. I'd be pissed off if someone had snipped any of my good-feeling parts, for sure.


Susan W. - Jul 10, 2005 11:36:36 am PDT #9629 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Oh, Cashmere? Annabel now has a boo-boo to rival anything you've posted of Owen's. She fell coming down the ramp outside church and faceplanted on concrete. Nothing serious, but conspicuous scraping and a bit of blood across her right cheekbone and nose.

As soon as we cleaned her up and set her down, she was off and running again.