Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fred Pete - May 24, 2005 11:18:48 am PDT #922 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Congrats, vw! You're getting the good news all over this afternoon!


juliana - May 24, 2005 11:19:11 am PDT #923 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

And do I really want to call my dentist back about scheduling my crown? Do I really want to put down $200?

Yes, because it's better to put down the $200 in a planned and orderly fashion than having to make emergency crown appointments. Trust me.

~~finalist-ma for Susan.


§ ita § - May 24, 2005 11:20:07 am PDT #924 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Go you, Little Miss Tenacious!

That's just amazing, but not, vw, since you worked your ass off for it.


Cashmere - May 24, 2005 11:21:21 am PDT #925 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Yes, because it's better to put down the $200 in a planned and orderly fashion than having to make emergency crown appointments. Trust me.

True. But it's not a bad case. I actually have an older, extensive filling that my dentist figures is due for a switch to a crown. So there's no real rush to get this done. And I'm dreading it because it's the next to the last tooth which mean TMJ flair up and hellish time trying to fit and seat the crown. Bleh.


Sparky1 - May 24, 2005 11:21:55 am PDT #926 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

vw, go play "We are the Champions" on your iPod. Damn it, you're good!

Cashmere, call the dentist back, or the crown could become a bridge. (I have a temporary crown in right now, and will get a pretty gold piece soon to replace it.)

Susan, finalist~ma!


Susan W. - May 24, 2005 11:22:07 am PDT #927 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Thanks, vw!

Here's my mantra for the day: I'm still a good writer even if I don't final in this contest, or any other. I know this to be true. People who never final in contests still go on to sell their novels. Luck is always a factor. If K, A, S, or any of my other friends who also entered this contest final and I do not, I will congratulate them graciously and publicly. Tears, chocolate, and bitter reflections on how anyone could not fall in love with my hero and think my story is the most romantic and well-written thing EVAH will be kept private.


Betsy HP - May 24, 2005 11:24:23 am PDT #928 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

VW rocks harder than GRANITE! YEA VW!


DavidS - May 24, 2005 11:31:54 am PDT #929 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So, for those of you keeping track at home, that's 2 As and 1 A- this semester, plus the 2 As and 1 B+ from the incompletes. Not too bad...not too bad.

Very impressive, particularly in a term where you had to catch up with several incompletes and get a job and earn an iPod. Congratulations - you've achieved so much this year.

Now I want you to take a deep breath and realize that if you do ever happen to get a B+ it doesn't mean you're a bad person.

I'm all for achieving your goals and doing well, but Good Grades can be like Crack and people tend to get dependent on them for their self-esteem. Which really gets difficult in the real world where you don't get a report card so often and annual reviews are nowhere near as validating.


lisah - May 24, 2005 11:34:56 am PDT #930 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Adding my voice to the chorus of YAY!!! vw!!!!

annual reviews are nowhere near as validating

Except in that, if you're lucky, sometimes a good work review = bonus/raise.


Steph L. - May 24, 2005 11:36:28 am PDT #931 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Which really gets difficult in the real world where you don't get a report card so often

And this is why we need GOLD STARS.