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Hil R. - Jul 07, 2005 5:14:18 pm PDT #9157 of 10001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hi everyone.

Fabulous letters.

I just went to happy hour with what seemed like a fairly large portion of young Jewish DC. It was fun. Spent lots of time admiring rings, and panicking at the "why am I the only girl here who's not in a relationship?" stuff. Spent more time pondering why I seem to be stuck at "cute" and never "hot." Spent quite a bit of time drinking, as can be be seen by this rambling post which will surely embarrass me tomorrow. Decided I'm too fat. Am now trying to convince myself that drunk dialing is bad and wrong and something I will not do.

§ ita § - Jul 07, 2005 5:18:20 pm PDT #9158 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Drunk dialling is the wrongest thing ever -- the rest of it will wear off, but the dialling lasts forever.

Hil R. - Jul 07, 2005 5:21:55 pm PDT #9159 of 10001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Right. Drunk dialing is wrong. I will not call him.

I will not call that other him, either.

Glamcookie - Jul 07, 2005 5:23:12 pm PDT #9160 of 10001

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Friends don't let friends dial drunk.

If you must call someone, call your Mama.

billytea - Jul 07, 2005 5:27:05 pm PDT #9161 of 10001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

If you must call someone, call your Mama.

Yes! Because mothers love to know their kids are getting hammered.

Post here. It's like a support group, except we're just as likely to decide you're really entertaining like this and encourage you. ("Hi, my name's Biff, and I'm an alcoholic." "A toast to Biff!")

brenda m - Jul 07, 2005 5:27:15 pm PDT #9162 of 10001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I'm not sure drunk-dialing your mother is such a hot idea either.

Emily - Jul 07, 2005 5:28:02 pm PDT #9163 of 10001

"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Yeah, Lanie did that on Gilmore Girls... actually, in that case it was probably the necessary thing to do. But I think that's the exception rather than the rule.

Hil R. - Jul 07, 2005 5:29:01 pm PDT #9164 of 10001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Billytea is making me laugh.

Calling my mother would be a really really bad idea. Way worse than any of the other people I've considered calling.

tommyrot - Jul 07, 2005 5:30:47 pm PDT #9165 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Call the numbers you see in infomercials.

billytea - Jul 07, 2005 5:31:26 pm PDT #9166 of 10001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Calling my mother would be a really really bad idea. Way worse than any of the other people I've considered calling.

Possible worse people to call:

1. Your employer.
2. The judge in your drink driving case.
3. The FBI. "Dude, I am SOOOOOOOO bombed!"
4. Howard Stern.

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