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That's the thrill of living in the Hellmouth! There's a veritable cornucopia of fiends and devils and ghouls to engage ... Pardon me for finding the glass half-full.

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billytea - Jul 07, 2005 5:27:05 pm PDT #9161 of 10001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

If you must call someone, call your Mama.

Yes! Because mothers love to know their kids are getting hammered.

Post here. It's like a support group, except we're just as likely to decide you're really entertaining like this and encourage you. ("Hi, my name's Biff, and I'm an alcoholic." "A toast to Biff!")

brenda m - Jul 07, 2005 5:27:15 pm PDT #9162 of 10001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I'm not sure drunk-dialing your mother is such a hot idea either.

Emily - Jul 07, 2005 5:28:02 pm PDT #9163 of 10001

"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Yeah, Lanie did that on Gilmore Girls... actually, in that case it was probably the necessary thing to do. But I think that's the exception rather than the rule.

Hil R. - Jul 07, 2005 5:29:01 pm PDT #9164 of 10001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Billytea is making me laugh.

Calling my mother would be a really really bad idea. Way worse than any of the other people I've considered calling.

tommyrot - Jul 07, 2005 5:30:47 pm PDT #9165 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Call the numbers you see in infomercials.

billytea - Jul 07, 2005 5:31:26 pm PDT #9166 of 10001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Calling my mother would be a really really bad idea. Way worse than any of the other people I've considered calling.

Possible worse people to call:

1. Your employer.
2. The judge in your drink driving case.
3. The FBI. "Dude, I am SOOOOOOOO bombed!"
4. Howard Stern.

erikaj - Jul 07, 2005 5:31:27 pm PDT #9167 of 10001

Always Anti-fascist!

My brother drunk e-mailed me numerous times.If I get another one, he knows the next day AA will be at his house.

billytea - Jul 07, 2005 5:34:26 pm PDT #9168 of 10001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

My brother drunk e-mailed me numerous times.If I get another one, he knows the next day AA will be at his house.

Amy Acker? 'Cause if you can work that, can I have your phone number and an economy size bottle of Glenfiddich?

Steph L. - Jul 07, 2005 5:42:45 pm PDT #9169 of 10001

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I'm not sure drunk-dialing your mother is such a hot idea either.

In college, I used to drunk-dial my mom all the time. Of course, at the time, she was generally inebriated as well, so it all worked out. Ah, my family. We put the "fun" in "dysfunction."

erikaj - Jul 07, 2005 5:44:03 pm PDT #9170 of 10001

Always Anti-fascist!

That would be a prize! No, less cute physicist, more shaky, but self-righteous twelve-steppers. I think yours would be more fun than morose threats of suicide, in any event.

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