Send it, Erin. It's absolutely perfect.
You know me! I'm like, "Go school! It's your birthday!" Or something to that effect.
Willow ,'Empty Places'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Jul 07, 2005 12:43:24 pm PDT #9112 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Strix - Jul 07, 2005 12:43:42 pm PDT #9113 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, Susan, that's priceless. I'm adding it.
Thanks, Betsy! I'm crafting the actual email in another window, and haven't spellchecked yet.
Would this be slander? Or libel? I always get the two mixed up. Honestly, she would get laughed out of my school, anyway.
NB: Oh, too funny! My friend's fiance just emailed and was all "please piss her off so she backs out of the wedding. She told me I was going to hell last Xmas because F. and I are living together before marriage. She's a fucking nutcase."
Topic!Cindy - Jul 07, 2005 12:44:03 pm PDT #9114 of 10001
What is even happening?
Erin, I think she sounds like a nutcase, and you should ignore her, and not exchange any more written communication with her. And you know, she's probably a nutcase who is in a snit, because she's is incapable of understanding why anyone wouldn't want her darlings at a grown up reception.
I know there's no satisfaction in ignoring her, but you don't need her sapping your energy, even if she ends up tilting at windmills, you don't need the crap on your windmills, you know. /killjoy
Hil R. - Jul 07, 2005 12:44:28 pm PDT #9115 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Libel is written, slander is spoken.
Strix - Jul 07, 2005 12:47:12 pm PDT #9116 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Probably wise, Cindy, but my little finger already wapped down on the Send button with satisfying force.
And anyhoo, I couldn't have NOT replied to her. Would've ate at me more, and she is WRONG.
If she does email back, I'll read it. If it's an apology, fine. If not, I'll block her.
Polter-Cow - Jul 07, 2005 12:48:13 pm PDT #9117 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Erin, you rock.
Strix - Jul 07, 2005 12:49:35 pm PDT #9118 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Especially in my slutgear. Bitchface.
Grr.
Man, and to think by "slutgear" I mean something fairly freakin' innocuous.
erikaj - Jul 07, 2005 12:50:55 pm PDT #9119 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
P.S. Please don't be an idiot. Thank you.
Steph L. - Jul 07, 2005 12:53:27 pm PDT #9120 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Erin, if she wants to see "moral turpitude," send her this picture of you: [link]
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Or possibly this one: [link]
![[link]](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/blondie6237130/detail?.dir=7c1d&.dnm=408f.jpg&.src=ph){kind=link}
Or, for good measure, this one: [link]
![[link]](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/blondie6237130/detail?.dir=7c1d&.dnm=452f.jpg&.src=ph){kind=link}
Strix - Jul 07, 2005 12:53:49 pm PDT #9121 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hee.
Wow, I'm starving! I was hungry before, but now I'm ready to chew wallpaper!
I think I will go to the store and get BLT makings. The bride is coming over tonight to see my kitty, and I'm sure I will get an earful about this latest!
I'm gonna call all of my black-bra wearing, porn-reading, booze-swilling dirty-word saying, premarital sec-enjoying teacher friends tonight and LAUGH. While I'm NAKED.