Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Betsy HP - Jul 07, 2005 12:38:47 pm PDT #9109 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

unbelieveably

Psst: "unbelievably".


Susan W. - Jul 07, 2005 12:38:50 pm PDT #9110 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Also liking Betsy's and Anne's suggestions, maybe with something added about how people who'd seriously consider trying to get someone they'd never met fired over an offhand remark might just perhaps have a few leetle moral issues of their own. Maybe with a nice Bible quote, the one where Jesus says you should get the log out of your own eye before attending to the speck in your neighbor's eye.

(xposted, of course)


-t - Jul 07, 2005 12:40:21 pm PDT #9111 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Very nice, Erin.

What a piece of work.


Aims - Jul 07, 2005 12:43:24 pm PDT #9112 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Send it, Erin. It's absolutely perfect.


Strix - Jul 07, 2005 12:43:42 pm PDT #9113 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, Susan, that's priceless. I'm adding it.

Thanks, Betsy! I'm crafting the actual email in another window, and haven't spellchecked yet.

Would this be slander? Or libel? I always get the two mixed up. Honestly, she would get laughed out of my school, anyway.

NB: Oh, too funny! My friend's fiance just emailed and was all "please piss her off so she backs out of the wedding. She told me I was going to hell last Xmas because F. and I are living together before marriage. She's a fucking nutcase."


Topic!Cindy - Jul 07, 2005 12:44:03 pm PDT #9114 of 10001
What is even happening?

Erin, I think she sounds like a nutcase, and you should ignore her, and not exchange any more written communication with her. And you know, she's probably a nutcase who is in a snit, because she's is incapable of understanding why anyone wouldn't want her darlings at a grown up reception.

I know there's no satisfaction in ignoring her, but you don't need her sapping your energy, even if she ends up tilting at windmills, you don't need the crap on your windmills, you know. /killjoy


Hil R. - Jul 07, 2005 12:44:28 pm PDT #9115 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Libel is written, slander is spoken.


Strix - Jul 07, 2005 12:47:12 pm PDT #9116 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Probably wise, Cindy, but my little finger already wapped down on the Send button with satisfying force.

And anyhoo, I couldn't have NOT replied to her. Would've ate at me more, and she is WRONG.

If she does email back, I'll read it. If it's an apology, fine. If not, I'll block her.


Polter-Cow - Jul 07, 2005 12:48:13 pm PDT #9117 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Erin, you rock.


Strix - Jul 07, 2005 12:49:35 pm PDT #9118 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Especially in my slutgear. Bitchface.

Grr.

Man, and to think by "slutgear" I mean something fairly freakin' innocuous.