What should I say to her? That's not my first, second, third or fourth response?
DAG! I'd say, "I'm sorry I don't think we've met so I'm not familiar with your sense of humor but I assume you're joking, right?"
Ten percent of nothing is -- let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the --
Jayne ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
lisah - Jul 07, 2005 11:53:20 am PDT #9071 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Steph L. - Jul 07, 2005 11:53:36 am PDT #9072 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
What should I say to her? That's not my first, second, third or fourth response?
EAT IT!!!!
Okay, seriously -- I'd find out who the Uptight!Random!Girl knows (i.e., how did she get on the e-mail list?), and talk to THAT person.
And also, WTF?!?
-t - Jul 07, 2005 11:53:45 am PDT #9073 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Bummer, Erin. The danger of Reply-All, alas.
What's your goal in responding to her?
Atropa - Jul 07, 2005 11:55:11 am PDT #9074 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I'd go with lisah's suggestion.
Gudanov - Jul 07, 2005 11:57:44 am PDT #9075 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Tell her it's tasteful slutgear.
"Slutgear" should be trademarked.
Strix - Jul 07, 2005 11:57:52 am PDT #9076 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Well, like Lisah and Jackie, finding out if she's serious. But it didn't sound like a joke.
I know most all of these girls, but it's a email list for a shower, so there are a couple I don't. But I wouldn't think anyone who is friends with the bride (a slutty teacher herself) would be this CRAXXXXY.
DCJensen - Jul 07, 2005 11:58:22 am PDT #9077 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
How about "Hi, you don't know me, and you don't know my sense of humor. Please don't equate wisecracking about slutgear with your notions of what it means. Who the hell uses the word "turpitude" these days, anyway?"
Um, I guess that last wouldn't help much....
Strix - Jul 07, 2005 11:58:33 am PDT #9078 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Ok, ha-ha, that's a funny joke email sent. We shall see.
2 of my GF's don't know her.
Fay - Jul 07, 2005 11:59:34 am PDT #9079 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Erin, I am pole-axed.
Lisah's suggestion is considerably less wordy and calmer than my own likely response.
erikaj - Jul 07, 2005 12:00:39 pm PDT #9080 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Raquel, thanks to my reading, I would know a few words but they'd get you in trouble.
Would totally read BTNFayJaiforevah!1!, but I believe being jealous of both parts of a couple and the happy coupleness itself? Might put a nail in my Envy Coffin.
Erin...that's weird.