Which shoes did you order?
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Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
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§ ita § - Jul 07, 2005 11:30:57 am PDT #9066 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
JZ - Jul 07, 2005 11:32:43 am PDT #9067 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Yay shoes! Also, totally curious as to which ones you went for.
I broke down and ordered the big tall boots, which apparently are arriving tomorrow, because Zappos upgraded me to 2nd day shipping at no charge. I think I'm in love.
Atropa - Jul 07, 2005 11:35:25 am PDT #9068 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I ordered the black with stripey heels ones, which are now only shown in green because I got the very last pair in black.
-t - Jul 07, 2005 11:37:47 am PDT #9069 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Yay shoes! Last pair? Way to sieze the shoes, Jilli!
I'm glad someone is getting those boots, JZ. Tres cool.
Strix - Jul 07, 2005 11:50:43 am PDT #9070 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, my. I was idly chatting with some friends via email, hitting Reply ALL, and someone's sister's friend's cousin's dogs babysitter or something was on the list. I was talking about teaching, and being excited about being able to maybe buy new clothes this fall for the first time in years. I made a crack about keeping my slutty clothes and my teacher clothes separate, but how with some teachers, MY modest stuff is their slutgear.
So this....person...emails me and says that anyone who even HAD something called slutgear shouldn't be a teacher, and she is of a mind to call my school and report me for moral turpitude.
WHAT THE FUCK!
I am staring at this email in another screen and furiously emailing the other girls, trying to find out who she is.
What should I say to her? That's not my first, second, third or fourth response?
lisah - Jul 07, 2005 11:53:20 am PDT #9071 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
What should I say to her? That's not my first, second, third or fourth response?
DAG! I'd say, "I'm sorry I don't think we've met so I'm not familiar with your sense of humor but I assume you're joking, right?"
Steph L. - Jul 07, 2005 11:53:36 am PDT #9072 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
What should I say to her? That's not my first, second, third or fourth response?
EAT IT!!!!
Okay, seriously -- I'd find out who the Uptight!Random!Girl knows (i.e., how did she get on the e-mail list?), and talk to THAT person.
And also, WTF?!?
-t - Jul 07, 2005 11:53:45 am PDT #9073 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Bummer, Erin. The danger of Reply-All, alas.
What's your goal in responding to her?
Atropa - Jul 07, 2005 11:55:11 am PDT #9074 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I'd go with lisah's suggestion.
Gudanov - Jul 07, 2005 11:57:44 am PDT #9075 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Tell her it's tasteful slutgear.
"Slutgear" should be trademarked.