Who wants to see a picture of a tan Teppy, with long curly hair, in full bridesmaid-fu?

That's quite a mane of ringlets. Is that your dad in the screaming sports jacket behind you?

Anyone have Spiderman's number?

Oops. I foresee a catfight.

Go billytea!

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My favorite Breyer was this or something very close to it: [link]

I also had a whole family of these Arabians: [link]

And Man O' War: [link]

My favorite Breyer was this or something very close to it

I have him. He's in the china cabinet by the front door.

I also have a SR glossy Man O' War, but I prefer the sculpt on the classic sized one: [link] Which I had, but need to replace.

Pretty picture, Teppy, but I like your current, sassier look better.

Cass, insent.

And now, a meara!

Juice bars are the best.

Only in Cairo, man! That juice is crazy good!

Even if he does still call me Jen.

This is rather disconcerting when I look at who's posting it, see "Lilty Cash" and think "Well, what IS her name then?"

I'm watching the "30 Days" ep with the straight boy in the Castro, and it's fun but painful, man.

If this is how they're judging? I'd register as a gay man. Well, unless they were showing Bound.

Yeah, were they showing "lesbian" porn, or actual dykes getting it on? Though admittedly, the one actual dykey porn I've seen was kinda frightening and not terribly good, but it was still hella better than the "lesbians" with long hair and fingernails.

and I am falling back into depression.

Oh, Erin baby. Get those anti-d's, get some love, or some lovin'...big hugs.

it didn't help that when I took her to school this morning her teacher pointed to her head and practically screamed, "What happened???"

Y'know, it's a shame that answering something ridiculous like "I threw her against a wall to see if she'd bounce" would probably get you investigated by Child Services...

I'm ready to get Owen a t-shirt that says, "They don't beat me."

Hee. Or, she could get Em that!

On a different note, how come no one told me that having a baby would make me cry at everything

I will take this as my warning, should I ever have a kiddo.

My Tiara Came!!!

For some reason I read this as "my tiara camel" and thought "I'll bet that one's from Aimee!!"

Being a boy from 9 through 12 is pretty fun. I guess those are good years for being a girl too

Waiting to read farther down and see the reactions on this...ok, and the first "WTFever" is from JZ. Hee. Yeah, and I'd say a big ol' "not so much" here--you get hips, boobs, your period, and a whole new set of peer pressures. Not good years. Well, 9-10 wasn't so bad. 11-13 was probably the worst.

Well, if you really need me, I could start today."

Go Windsparrow!!

we have filled the Marketing/Editorial Coordinator position, yet because your resume was strong we wanted to hold onto it while we finalized the job description for another position

Lilty, that's AWESOME! I mean, sucks, still cause rejection, but...awesome!

Am suffering attack of selfconsciousness about the whole being crap at kissing/making out/blahblahblahblah fifteen year old insecurity cakes

!! Fay! Surely not! Well, if it means anything, *I* don't remember you being a crap kisser...:)

I would prefer "grown-up sexlife" to mean martinis and cocktails dresses with George Clooney, then a wild tequila-fueled threesome with GC and Colin Farrell in the back of a limo

Is there something wrong with that latter option? (Of course, first I read it as Gloomcookie and Colin Farrell, which would also be hot!)

but genetics has gifted me with the SooperStankfoot, so I try to leave the shoes on as much as possible.

You could teach with Fay, and threaten children with the Stinky Feet!

Upside: I've lost a total of 59.5 lbs

DAMN, Aimee! Since when? How'd you do it?

I was starving, though, so I went ahead and ate. I'm a horrible roommate, aren't I?

Dude. You MADE DINNER. That puts you in the Roommate Book of Honor.

Who wants to see a picture of a tan Teppy, with long curly hair, in full bridesmaid-fu?

That's quite a mane of ringlets.

So pretty! We misses the precious, yessss....

Is that your dad in the screaming sports jacket behind you?

Stepdad, actually. And it's not a bad jacket when you can see the whole thing: [link]

This one is from my mom and stepdad's wedding, just about 10 years ago -- me and the bro. It cracks me up b/c of how smirky we are, particularly him, in that bowler: [link]

cereal:

I'm not just spamming all y'all with pictures of me; well, I *am,* but spamming y'all wasn't the reason I was playing with the pictures in the first place. I'm working on a photo album project to give to my bro for his wedding -- hence, the family photos and shit.

The smirky picture is great. You both look like you are trying so hard to be serious.