Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? Jayne: Money wasn't good enough. Mal: What happens when it is? Jayne: Well... that'll be an interesting day.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Jul 06, 2005 5:11:47 pm PDT #8895 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

She thinks you are charming because you are charming, BT.


erikaj - Jul 06, 2005 5:14:50 pm PDT #8896 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Save the zoo till she likes you already! :) So that she can tell you're into animals, without seeming...into animals. I'm just kidding.


DavidS - Jul 06, 2005 5:14:51 pm PDT #8897 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And she thinks I'm charming

Feel free to use us as references! That won't seem crazy, I'm sure!


erikaj - Jul 06, 2005 5:17:02 pm PDT #8898 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

What planet are you from? We're Americans...that will totally make him look crazy. (I guess he could use the other Aussies and UnAms.)


Topic!Cindy - Jul 06, 2005 5:18:42 pm PDT #8899 of 10001
What is even happening?

billytea, is this Dino Girl, or Riddle Girl, or who? We need something to call her.


Steph L. - Jul 06, 2005 5:27:31 pm PDT #8900 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

billytea, is this Dino Girl, or Riddle Girl, or who? We need something to call her.

This is the real reason I don't date; I'm afraid of what the Buffistas will call him.

Billytea, your as-yet-unnicknamed date doesn't know it yet, but she's a lucky lass. Or....it's sheila, right? A lucky sheila.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 06, 2005 5:29:00 pm PDT #8901 of 10001
What is even happening?

This is the real reason I don't date; I'm afraid of what the Buffistas will call him.

Mr. LuckyPants.

Also? Insent to you and JZ.


Cashmere - Jul 06, 2005 5:29:03 pm PDT #8902 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

We could just call her Sheila.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 06, 2005 5:29:28 pm PDT #8903 of 10001
What is even happening?

Oh, oh Sheila...


billytea - Jul 06, 2005 5:33:18 pm PDT #8904 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

billytea, is this Dino Girl, or Riddle Girl, or who? We need something to call her.

This is Riddle Girl. She loves art, and will be studying psychology next year.

Save the zoo till she likes you already! :) So that she can tell you're into animals, without seeming...into animals. I'm just kidding.

Hee. This is good advice. Though I've already told her that I know more about the sex lives of animals than anyone can without getting strange looks. I refrained from including in my hobbies "Practising animal husbandry, until they caught me at it one day". Nonetheless, a first date should really be About Her. I'm thinking maybe a local art gallery followed by dinner, something like that.

Feel free to use us as references! That won't seem crazy, I'm sure!

Excellent. That can be my headline, "The Buffistas support me in email." (Currently I have "Satisfaction guaranteed or your monkey back".)