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'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 06, 2005 5:29:00 pm PDT #8901 of 10001
What is even happening?

This is the real reason I don't date; I'm afraid of what the Buffistas will call him.

Mr. LuckyPants.

Also? Insent to you and JZ.


Cashmere - Jul 06, 2005 5:29:03 pm PDT #8902 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

We could just call her Sheila.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 06, 2005 5:29:28 pm PDT #8903 of 10001
What is even happening?

Oh, oh Sheila...


billytea - Jul 06, 2005 5:33:18 pm PDT #8904 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

billytea, is this Dino Girl, or Riddle Girl, or who? We need something to call her.

This is Riddle Girl. She loves art, and will be studying psychology next year.

Save the zoo till she likes you already! :) So that she can tell you're into animals, without seeming...into animals. I'm just kidding.

Hee. This is good advice. Though I've already told her that I know more about the sex lives of animals than anyone can without getting strange looks. I refrained from including in my hobbies "Practising animal husbandry, until they caught me at it one day". Nonetheless, a first date should really be About Her. I'm thinking maybe a local art gallery followed by dinner, something like that.

Feel free to use us as references! That won't seem crazy, I'm sure!

Excellent. That can be my headline, "The Buffistas support me in email." (Currently I have "Satisfaction guaranteed or your monkey back".)


DavidS - Jul 06, 2005 5:34:26 pm PDT #8905 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm afraid of what the Buffistas will call him.

Doctor Sump-pump!


billytea - Jul 06, 2005 5:34:49 pm PDT #8906 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

We could just call her Sheila.

Yes. Because as you all know, I talk just like the Crocodile Hunter.


P.M. Marc - Jul 06, 2005 5:35:20 pm PDT #8907 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I need this horse.

I have him, only with a broken leg. He did COME with the broken leg, but still.

(I have the lying down foal in that color, too.)

This guy was my first traditional: [link]

I always wanted him: [link]


billytea - Jul 06, 2005 5:36:27 pm PDT #8908 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'm afraid of what the Buffistas will call him.

I'm waiting for Cass to get boyfriended. I plan to call him "Helio!Castr-r-r-oneves".


sj - Jul 06, 2005 5:38:43 pm PDT #8909 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

This is the real reason I don't date; I'm afraid of what the Buffistas will call him.

Yup, Dave doesn't really like that we still call him Teacup Guy; I think his problem with it is that it is not a very manly nickname. But, I like it so I am going to still use it, unless I can actually get him to join the board. Besides, every time I think of that teacup gift, I smile. I think that was the moment I started to fall in love with him. It was such a thoughtful gift and proved he was truly paying attenion.

Damn, I am being schmoopy. Feel free to smack me.


erikaj - Jul 06, 2005 5:39:00 pm PDT #8910 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

God, Hec, how frightening. I can bypass that conversation because a. I'm so hopeless it will never be an issue. OR b. Chances are I will have already picked something ironic to call Mr. Wonderful, if I ever meet one who fancies me back.