I don't give half a hump if you're innocent or not. So where does that put you?

Book ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Jul 06, 2005 12:01:34 pm PDT #8818 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Heavens to Betsy!

I just felt like saying that.


§ ita § - Jul 06, 2005 12:01:56 pm PDT #8819 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Do you like these, Jilli? I'm tempted by the style.


Atropa - Jul 06, 2005 12:03:47 pm PDT #8820 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Do you like these, Jilli? I'm tempted by the style.

I'm very tempted by the black w/ pink ones. Those are my second(-ish) choice.


billytea - Jul 06, 2005 12:42:25 pm PDT #8821 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Any other clues to the puzzle? I want to help billytea win a date.

Nah, that's it. I think a key issue might be what happens when the sky opens up.

bt, it sounds very Sang Sacréish. IMO, you ought to write an explanation in the form of a vignette that she will then have to explain.

Hee. That's not such a bad idea.

like JZ's answer for the shipwreck riddle. I thought it sounded like a description of dating services..."She" is the author, and potential date, the shipwreck survivors are the people participating in the dating service, the shipwreck is whatever turn of relationship fate brought them here and left them adrift in the dark and the storm (and "sea" is often a symbol for sexuality). The sea could also be the mysterious virtual world inside the computer, which is the "wooden box" that she's peering into, seeing other shipwreck survivors.

Ah, that could work. I'll give it a shot.

I dreamt that P-C and I were living together and I cheated on him and left him for John Cusack. Later, when I went back to get stuff, he called me a "First Class Whore" and then we were friends.

Hee. This should become a children's book for helping kids cope with divorcing parents.


Ginger - Jul 06, 2005 1:03:36 pm PDT #8822 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Headline: Cindy sends rain this way

Thanks, Cindy, but I think we've had enough for a while.


WindSparrow - Jul 06, 2005 1:11:29 pm PDT #8823 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Robin:

When I moved in with the BF (let's see, 8 years ago now) we first got rid of/moved his stuff to make room (a bureau, a closet, bookshelves, cookware) for my stuff, THEN I unpacked. Once I had clear empty places to move my stuff into, it was a snap. Trying to distribute stuff around an already settled house is not so easy.

Oh, NOW you tell me....

ETA: I'd rather go shoe shopping than do any more unpacking. That's saying a lot, as I wear size 11-12 shoes, and was traumatized by at an early age by the onerous burdon of finding shoes that fit.


vw bug - Jul 06, 2005 1:15:37 pm PDT #8824 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Gah. Home from work. Stress, stress, stress. Will someone come cook me dinner?


§ ita § - Jul 06, 2005 1:16:16 pm PDT #8825 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Did you make it all the way through, vw? Not that your answer should affect having dinner made ...


vw bug - Jul 06, 2005 1:17:50 pm PDT #8826 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I did! I worked from 1:30pm (which was early...I didn't have to be in till 2pm) till 6pm. Go me!


§ ita § - Jul 06, 2005 1:18:32 pm PDT #8827 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Go you indeed!