If Jilli's seamstress is around this weekend, I'll ask her if she knows anyone who can alter an existing dress into a nursing one

BlueJay will indeed be around. I also just emailed you this, but will repeat it here: Saturday night or Sunday, you are more than welcome to paw through the Closets O' Doom and see if I have anything at all that would work for you.

Hey, Erin's got a bootycall boytoy.

Hey, Hec, Mom says my last cut was "too conservative" so over the weekend we're cutting again.

Right on! Plus, a brenda haircut freeing her delicate neck from an excess of curls.

Yeah...she looked it over and said "I'm still not happy with it." and while I hadn't noticed initially, I have come to feel that doesn't really capture...something that I've aimed for with my haircuts lately.

Poor Owen. and poor Cashmere.

Plei, I will have a rental car this weekend, if the need for air conditioned driving comes up.

Hey, Erin's got a bootycall boytoy

Every girl should have one: they bring you beer and orgasms.

Ok...we got an advertisement on our door for this facility today: [link] I totally want to send Toto. This place looks like a hoot!

God bless my doctor for calling in a prescription for antibiotics for me. This cold seems to be a sinus infection, as it's only gotten worse over the past 7 days, not better. I'm hoarse and have almost no voice left, and every time I blow my nose it's all green. And now I have a cough.

Poor Teppy.

He looks to me like the bastard lovechild of you and Clark Kent

That's...wow. Huh. OK then! My mind is flashing horrible "sex with TW" places. Dear goodness.

Boo Plei's evil car dealer. Yay Fay's date.

Why was I not gifted with this kind of Denial Ability? It's like a superpower

Because someone in the family has to be there when poor Mal comes home from school with a black eye from beating up the taunters? :)

We keep talking about going there and Cairo, just as soon as it gets affordable to fly anywhere from Athens

Go to Cairo! Meet Fay! It's lots of fun!! (And Fay, Raquel is hot and cool!)

a gauzy dark red trapeze top or a big poet's blouse - that you can get the ENTIRE BABY underneath to nurse in public

Hee. "Dude, she's smuggling a WHOLE BABY under there!"

"Nothing tastes as good as thin feels."

I didn't realize I was thin, last time I was anything close to it, so I don't remember how thin feels. Therefore, I can't compare. And chocolate tastes REALLY good. So...this isn't terribly motivating for me.

One of the confirmed editors for our writers conference, of which I am editor/agent chair, just emailed to cancel on me! At ten minutes to five EDT on the Friday before a holiday weekend.

ARRGGHHHH!

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Poor Teppy.

Until you get better, I won't even remind you how much you suck.

Get better soon!